Cunt alert #83937847209298256250984

NB. This is not he. He's far more frigid than this.

(Yes, there are rather a lot of ’em. Mostly god-botherers.)

So, today’s Cunty McCunt, children, is some dirty Roman Catholic firefighter who refused to hand out fire-safety leaflets to gays (let them burn in hell, right?), was disciplined FOR REFUSING TO DO HIS JOB FOR WHICH HE IS PAID as a result, he in turn took his bosses to a tribunal saying (as a dirty Christian) it’s his god-given right to hate people, and won said tribunal.

Today’s cunt, children, is called John Mitchell.

According to the tribunal, the fire service failed to take into account his religious beliefs.

Oh, okay. We’re playing like that now, are we? So…

*clears throat*

… if it’s okay for Christians who work in the service industry not to serve gays – ’cause they hate us – then let’s refuse to serve Christians. Bang goes their sex lives, andcetera.

Oh, and if John Mitchell wants to take us to a tribunal for calling him a cunt, then we will take him to (our own much more razzle ’em, dazzle ’em) tribunal and tell m’Lord that, as gays, it’s our right to hate dirty Christians who are spastic enough to not only believe that rather turgid work of fiction called The Bible, but cunty enough to use said waste of everybody’s time as an excuse to hate us.  

The National Secular Society (hurrah!) said this on the matter:

‘The case would have set an important precedent – that public service workers cannot pick and choose which section of the public they will and won’t serve.’

The Christian Institute (booooo!) – who in polite/sane society go by the name of ‘retards’ – said this on the matter:

‘Please bum us, we’re gaggin’.’

Sorry, typo. They said this:

‘No really, bum us. We’ll even remove our sensible shoes and wet-wipe off that musky smell.’

Sorry, typo. They said this:

‘It takes courage to seek justice against a tide of political correctness.’

Hard to decide which is the most ridiculous, non?

(More here, incidentally. Warning – boring interdolly site alert!)

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7 comments to “Cunt alert #83937847209298256250984”

  1. Ooh, I love it when you get all political, me-me-me. Reminds me of the good old days.

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  2. As a waiter I will now refuse to serve any cunt wearing a cross. It goes against my beliefs that they should eat and therefore not die of starvation. And it’s a closely and sincerely held religious belief.

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  3. Let them eat cock, eh, Bernard?

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  4. I’d like to be bummed by Fireman Sam, while dirty John Mitchell watches (coz you know he’d love it).

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  5. If he was a proper Roman Catholic he’d have been a priest. if he’d been a priest, he’d have been bumming chiorboys. So, he’s really a fan of bumming.

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  6. Fortunately, not every christian is a cunt. Unfortunately, many of them ARE cunts. So here’s what we can do. This article doesn’t mention what town or country this cunt lives in. Please, let us know where we can find him and just make his cunty life a living hell. In a peaceful way of course. Refuse him service in as many aspects of his daily life as possible. It is a shame that a book like the bible, which said some nice things at a time when it was needed (roman empire was a brutal place) has been twisted so many times to fit political agendas, it should be banned. BAN THE BIBLE. Destroy one every chance that you get. Lets write a new one that is full of love and compassion, even for cunts. By the way, FUCK THE POPE. Write him and let him know to get his cock out of 9 yr old alter boys and and FUCK HIMSELF. I say this with the spirit of peace and love of course

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  7. I like Shawnie.

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