Riddle-dee-diddle-dee-diddle-dee-diddle-dee-diddle-dee-diddle-dee-diddle-dee-diddle-dee-diddle-dee us this: Who is this man?

Hmmmm, kinda familiar... Did we bum?

Clue: You’ve probably in all likelihood perchance flicked your front bottom over his hardware in recent times. And no, it’s not a young Diana Ross.

But who could it be? Who? Who? Who who? Who?

*eyes dart around room, sheepishly*

‘Tis this fine specimen of the mens, ladies ‘n’ ladies…

Travis Fimmel, off-of Calvin Klein ads! Ta-da!

Oh, it's you! Hello.

Also known as…

Looking a bit washed out, ma'am...

Also known as…

*hands over towel*

Also known as…

Now that's very familiar.

Also known as *white wees*

Now you know us, we like you to go away from each of our dolly stories with at least a snippet of informative information with which to show off to your mates. This time around, the information is:

‘Travis Fimmel is in a new show with Patrick Swayze off-of poorly, called The Beast. Looks like a load of bollocks.’

ps. Terry Wogan’s playing Josh Groban, no relation to Clare Grogan, on Her Majesty’s BBC Radio the Second. There’s a dirty Irish fiddle on it. Probably related to Enya. Eugh.

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6 comments to “Riddle-dee-diddle-dee-diddle-dee-diddle-dee-diddle-dee-diddle-dee-diddle-dee-diddle-dee-diddle-dee us this: Who is this man?”

  1. I always found him puffy of face. Not that that’s a criticism.

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  2. nah, not for me.

    next…!

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  3. Another one who has ballooned.

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  4. Still kinda pretty, but then I’ve never gone for the pretty thing anywho. Just in case anyone’s taking notes…

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  5. Oh please, like anyone of you would say no if he came to you and begged “please please please fuck me up the ass.”

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  6. Much better now.

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