Which Hollywood heart-throb hunk hottie husband would turn up on a red carpet with his flies undone? Hmmm?

Cover yourself, man!

Let’s look at the clues.

He’s turned up in blue jeans to a red carpet event, so we’re imagining he’s older. Actually, we’re not imagining because we know the answer. He’s older.

The jeans are rather sadly ‘distressed’ so we’re imaginging he’s older. See above for follow up sentences.

The pants are white. So guess what we’re imagining…

Oh and he has hair up his nose. Hop, skip, cartwheel over McJump to see who (and hair up nose)…

Oh, Bradley, where's your Ronco NosePluckamatic?
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4 comments to “Which Hollywood heart-throb hunk hottie husband would turn up on a red carpet with his flies undone? Hmmm?”

  1. Round of face, hairy of nose, flat-capped of head… it’s all becoming rather same-old, same-old with Madame Pitt.

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  2. I was helping orphans and did not have time to do up my fly. I am a serious actor so I no longer trim my nose hairs. JEANS on the red carpet? Why did you fly all that way to show up like a street performer?

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  3. Brad has got to lose the lame mustache. He used to be one of the hottest guys on the planet. I guess Angelina really does suck the life out of men. That said, I would still suck his dick anywhere, anytime.

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  4. mmmm. i quite like his new ‘do’ but that moustachehas to go.

    actually he looks a little bit Robert Redford in ‘great gatsby’ in this photo, n’est-ce pas?

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