Ooh, we also couldn’t let this one go by without passing comment…

Goodbye Royal girlfriend, Hello! magazine.

Oh Harry, fancy being dumped by a pig in a wig.

No really, call us churlish, but the woman going by the name of Chelsy off-of don’t know what you see in her, has that still-waiting-for-the-post-surgery-swelling-to-go-down face thing going on. And she really can’t get away with the layerd look like your darling granny can. And she spells Chelsea with a ‘y’. And she’s sort of slutty, but not in a fun way. And Mahiki. And c and d. Even an e. 

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7 comments to “Ooh, we also couldn’t let this one go by without passing comment…”

  1. OMG I kNOW!
    Ooh, capiTAls.

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  2. And those liver spots on the chest!

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  3. Oooh ooh, and the fact she looks about 40 – but, you know, ‘good for her age’ 40, but still 40 – when she is in fact 17 or something.

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  4. She’s no *ahem* Queen of Hearts….

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  5. baggy eyes or what!

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  6. Isn’t that Marilyn the cross dresser who used to pal around with Boy George? NO? It’s a real live girl? And the Prince did her? Was it part of a bet? She had better get something done to the drooping eyes and sagging chest or her necklace will be on her ankles.

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  7. who cares? it just means Prince Ginge is free for me. bring on the ginger nuts!

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