Oh Harry, fancy being dumped by a pig in a wig.
No really, call us churlish, but the woman going by the name of Chelsy off-of don’t know what you see in her, has that still-waiting-for-the-post-surgery-swelling-to-go-down face thing going on. And she really can’t get away with the layerd look like your darling granny can. And she spells Chelsea with a ‘y’. And she’s sort of slutty, but not in a fun way. And Mahiki. And c and d. Even an e.