This fella-me-lad dropped trou’, revealed a rather startling tan line (see, for this reason and this reason alone, one should stick to a Speedo so help us god. And when we say god, obviously we shake our heads sagely at the same time. Perhaps, even, as we shake our heads sagely, we also have a wry smile on our faces. God? Like, durrrr), and went for a stroll around centre court at the Australian Open. And no, we have no idea whether the Australian Open has a ‘centre court’ or not. Nor do we have any interest in finding out. We also have no idea whether Australian Open is a place – much like Hampstead Heath or Clapham Common or Open All Hours – or what they’re calling the auditions for Australian X Factor. And yes, we are just playing on the cliché that gays have no idea about sport.
Or do they?
Anyway, trot apres the jump to see Mr Streaker’s real life penis. His back bottom’s over there too. We know, we spoil you rotten. ROTTEN.
At least get yourself evened out if you’re going to streak!
Disappointing penis. I’d say blame the cold but…
Maybe the little dingo was nervous.
Had I been unemployed / unemployable, and hence watching daytime TV tennis coverage, I’d have wished the BBC would have cut to a repeat of The Clangers. Does that explain how I feel about his ‘contribution’ cleary enough?
Keep Spoiling Us!!!
Not worth jumping the jump. Bit disappointing…
now that IS a tinky winky. bless.
That is the perfect winky. Im so tired of people putting down mens penis size. THis is not small . This is what most men in the world have. Everyone seems to be conditioned because of porn that this is small and its not. Its just the perfect size and also most men inflaccid are not hung.