Is this the most bummable imaginary British man in the world?

Would you though?

According to a survey performed by de-fuzzers Gillette, it is. It combines the floppy hair of Hugh Grant, Orlando Bloom’s conk (we said ‘conk’, dutty bitches), Jonny Wilkinson’s mouth, Ewan McGregor’s jawline, Lewis Hamilton’s skin and our boyfriend’s baby blues.

This silliness is the result of a survey that asked the ‘average male’ what celebrity features he would like. The ‘average male’? Where did they conduct this survey and in what year exactly? Hugh Grant’s hair? Jonny Wilkinson’s mouth. Orlando Bloom?

We despair at the lumpen ones that these alleged average men have chosen (apart from la Craig of course), but the question remains, would we bum this CGI homme?

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6 comments to “Is this the most bummable imaginary British man in the world?”

  1. These computer generated ‘most gorgeous people ever’ are always awful. Saying that, I probably would, just so I could say I’d been done by all of the above – at the same time.

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  2. Who’s bum does he have?

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  3. He looks like Ellen Degenerate.

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  4. He looks like he’s had a bout of Bells Palsy.

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  5. Yup — Ellen DeGeneres !!!

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  6. Why do we want to ask ‘average males’ about anything? As gays we know that ‘average’ people are just well, you know ‘average/boring’. We have seen it, denied it and come through it. We don’t need to be reminded about average through the medium of print, we are forced to work and share the streets with average…

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