According to a survey performed by de-fuzzers Gillette, it is. It combines the floppy hair of Hugh Grant, Orlando Bloom’s conk (we said ‘conk’, dutty bitches), Jonny Wilkinson’s mouth, Ewan McGregor’s jawline, Lewis Hamilton’s skin and our boyfriend’s baby blues.
This silliness is the result of a survey that asked the ‘average male’ what celebrity features he would like. The ‘average male’? Where did they conduct this survey and in what year exactly? Hugh Grant’s hair? Jonny Wilkinson’s mouth. Orlando Bloom?
We despair at the lumpen ones that these alleged average men have chosen (apart from la Craig of course), but the question remains, would we bum this CGI homme?