Leave our Holy-Moly Good-Golly-Miss-Molly Lordeth David Attenborough alone!

One man and his mothIn between self-flagellation and kiddy fiddling (probably) God-bothering types have been writing death threats to lovely whispering nature-loving man David Attenborough. How could they? Just look at his little face. All kindly and wise.

Any road, Dayvid has revealed to Radio Times magoiz that said people tell him to ‘burn in hell’ and cetera. All this because he fails to credit God in his nature programmes. Erm… Lord Attenborough responded thus…

a) ‘Evolution is not a theory; it is a fact, every bit as much as the historical fact that William the Conqueror landed in 1066.’

b) ‘It never really occurred to me to believe in God – and I had nothing to rebel against, my parents told me nothing whatsoever. But I do remember looking at my headmaster delivering a sermon, a classicist, extremely clever … and thinking, he can’t really believe all that, can he? How incredible!’

c) ‘So fuck right off!’

Go LDA! *chants* We couldn’t have put it better ourselves!

N.B. – One of the above quotes may or may not have not come from the mouth of David Attenborough. Can’t think which one.

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7 comments to “Leave our Holy-Moly Good-Golly-Miss-Molly Lordeth David Attenborough alone!”

  1. Oh well said Mwah Mwah Mwah. How can they say that to granddad Attenborough? Bastards.

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  2. For me it’s his shirt/tie combo that proves there is no god.

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  3. he’s a bigwig where i work. likes a drink and grappled my lady chum’s hooters at one of our xmas parties.

    chap and a half.

    god? god who?

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  4. Tie? I thought that was a moth ;)

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  5. Lovely Sir David is NOT a Lord (yet) — his brother Richard (Dicky) is though. Why or how that is, I cannot begin to explain!

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  6. To be in hearing range of Attenborough’s after dinner bout flatuence displays would educate a person more than studying the utterings of 1000 religionists put together.

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  7. heehee, *imagines david attenborough giving god the finger, dancing out of the way of his lightning bolts saying ha ha, you don’t exist, and if one of those DO hit me, it’s the result of pure coincidence! bwahahahaha*

    :) xx

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