Tintin Out

TinTin, like Madonna, has no need for a surname

The boy forever to be known as Billy Elliot (poor lamb) who is actually called Jamie Bell – which is so close to ‘bell-end’ it makes us giggle – has been cast as Tintin. You know, the French cartoon character who was recently outed as being a whopping homo. We always knew there was a spark between him and that big old bear Captain Haddock.

Spielberg is to direct, Simon Pegg and Nick Frost are to co-star as those bumbling bafoons Thomson and Thompson and best of all Daniel Craig off-of us, has just called to say he’ll be playing the naughty boy Red Rackham.

Excited to wet-weeing levels? You’ll have to cross your legs until 2011, but Daniel tells us it will be worth it. It’s in 3D don’t you know, and by then surely they will have sorted out the fashion disaster that is those oversized NHS 3D glasses. We can but hope. Now, let us have a look/fiddle at naked pictures of Mr. Bell-(end) *snigger*

Very spankable Hasn't he grown since his Billy Elliot days?
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12 comments to “Tintin Out”

  1. Is that his hand lifting the shirt up in the top pic? It’s very lady.

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  2. You know, I quite fancy Mr. Bellend

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  3. Tsss Tssss! Tintin’s not French, he’s Belgian.
    he’s also into chocolate popsicles, dark-room gang bangs at the Duq, watersports with Manneken Pis and Martin-Margiela Fashion.
    Mr Spielberg, don’t forget those facts for the movie

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  4. nice belgian buns.

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  5. oh my, bet his mum is ever so pleased how he tuned out – I am

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  6. You’re right Lois, I am.

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  7. Do you think Tintin will get naked in the film and we’ll see some 3D Jamie Bell bellend?

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  8. We’re gay, we’re creative. If we submit scripts that are any good, we could have Tintin and Haddock going deep undercover to thoroughly investigate a mysterious cottaging racket in a male modelling agency. It wouldn’t hold true to the original books, but since when has Hollywood given a rats ass about that?

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  9. isn’t ‘Crabs with Golden Claws’ a tinitin? sounds itchy to me.

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  10. HAHA I would have those buns for breakfast lunch dinner and midnight snacks yeah lets hope he does get naked in 3D in Tintin

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  11. damn…he’s good looking. still my fave actor and #1 actor “crush” :]

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  12. what the heck dude.. i dont wanna see yer buns?

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