The boy forever to be known as Billy Elliot (poor lamb) who is actually called Jamie Bell – which is so close to ‘bell-end’ it makes us giggle – has been cast as Tintin. You know, the French cartoon character who was recently outed as being a whopping homo. We always knew there was a spark between him and that big old bear Captain Haddock.
Spielberg is to direct, Simon Pegg and Nick Frost are to co-star as those bumbling bafoons Thomson and Thompson and best of all Daniel Craig off-of us, has just called to say he’ll be playing the naughty boy Red Rackham.
Excited to wet-weeing levels? You’ll have to cross your legs until 2011, but Daniel tells us it will be worth it. It’s in 3D don’t you know, and by then surely they will have sorted out the fashion disaster that is those oversized NHS 3D glasses. We can but hope. Now, let us have a look/fiddle at naked pictures of Mr. Bell-(end) *snigger*