A is for Amyl Nitrate, B is for Bumming, C is for, well, there are a WHOLE load of C’s we can think of…

'A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z...!' *gets medal*

Quite why this isn’t on the National Curriculum – alongside sushi-rolling, the Alexander Techinique and Legs, Bums and Tums – is really quite beyond us, but we’re thinking of suggesting it as a storyline for Waterloo Road. You know, just to get the ball rolling. And talking of balls rolling, this of which we speak is the gay alphabet. A to Zeeeeeeeeeeeee with a homo twist, and those homos don’t ‘alf know how to twist. Wily, see.

It’s a little tame for our liking – there are much more dastardly alternatives to the ones they’ve come up with – but it’s fun in a My Family-humour kind of way rather than, you know, a funny-humour kind of way. Anyhoo-ha, your letters are yonder…

 

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2 comments to “A is for Amyl Nitrate, B is for Bumming, C is for, well, there are a WHOLE load of C’s we can think of…”

  1. O is for Sinead O’Connor? what the fuck….?

    everyone knows O is for ORAL.

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  2. And why ignore KY and opt for the professional cancer survivor?

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