‘I’m forever blowing bubbles’ *sings and sways dreamily*

It's pronounced Cloudeeya 'pparentlyWe’re not the biggest fans of Comic Relief, Children in Need or Flogging a Dead Horse and similar telly appeals of a bullying nature. It’s all a little too ‘lame acts looking to inject a bit of life into their fledgling career by doing the charity thing’ for our taste. Plus, we find Lenny Henry obnoxious. It didn’t work then and it certainly doesn’t work now. But he is married to Dawn of French of French and Saunders, so we let it go without much miserly complaint.

However, while charidee has never been the most glamourpuss of businesses, Claudia Schiffer is certainly doing her bit to up the levels of excitement. By blowing some Michael Bubbles and wearing a t-shirt designed by Stella McCartney off-of In No Way Famous Because Daddy Was a Beatle, Clauds officially ‘does her bit’ *ticks box*.

Joining Claudia on the tiresome ‘wear an old tee for Comic Relief’ trail is Kia-Ora Knightley and professional other woman (who we happen to love FYI) Sienna Miller *forces an uppy-downy ‘ooh’ from pursed lips*.

Said t-shirts are available from TK Maxx, which isn’t a shop we are acquainted with thankyouverymuch, but we hear it exists… probably somewhere with an undesirable postcode *sticks nose in air, flicks hair over shoulders, struts out of room*

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4 comments to “‘I’m forever blowing bubbles’ *sings and sways dreamily*”

  1. God can we get over fucking Morcombe and Wise?

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  2. I like Cloudeeya. I like who she sounds like a deaf person.

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  3. Morecombe and Wise is comedy for people who are afraid of comedy.

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  4. What, like Gwyneth Paltrow’s famille?

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