The bum cleavage – a British invention – has reached Armani Exchange!

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As Englishmen we have waived licencing rights to our language to Australians and Americans (you use our language which took centuries of research and development, completely free of charge – can you imagine Microsoft doing that? Hmmm?) but we feel a line must be drawn in the sand when it comes to purloining our bum cracks.

You see, displaying the top of the arse (note spelling) is a wholly British tradition which comes down to us across the centuries. Builders do it, Alexander McQueen made it a fashion statement and now Armani Exchange (where we have literally never found a single item of clothing we would consider wearing: literally!) have decided they’ll just go and nick it and put it in their new advertising campaign.

Jump the jump for another example of flagrant, fragrant copyright infringement…
We want our bum crack (back)

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8 comments to “The bum cleavage – a British invention – has reached Armani Exchange!”

  1. You could park a bike in that top one

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  2. is it wrong that i want to put my finger in the cleavage and wiggle it?

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  3. What’s Jordan doing in the top one?

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  4. I think it’s a very hot look and I would recommend everyone to do it this summer. Well, most people. OK, some people. OK just the people I put an orange sticker on.

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  5. You know how it was minus 73 degrees yesterday? I was walking past some knobhead who was wearing the biggest puffa jacket, bonnet, gloves, scarf, 18 layers, you name it… but then had his trousers round the base of his arse cheeks. You know, because even if it meant hypothermia, he’s still gotta look ghetto. Er, dick.

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  6. that one, 2nd photo, fella on the right..so so so would…..nuzzle those jeans down wif me nose….ooh feel faint…..drops double gin. snaps back to reality

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