1. From an interview in Italian Vanity Fair, Victoria Beckham, wife of one David Beckham says the following. And we quoth: ‘I love gay men. I always say it. Inside me there is a gay man who wants to come out! With heterosexual men I have nothing in common…’ [OK there’s a bit after that which says, ‘…excluding my husband, brothers and father, you understand’, but that would spoil our theory.]
2. That eye make-up. You lady! And is she dead in that picture?