*pops on monocle; not the magazine, wouldn’t quite work*
Things we have learnt from this picture of a fella-me-twink in pants include:
– We think he’s supposed to be inside of a picture frame.
– We think, therefore, he’s supposed to be pretty as a picture.
– They obviously haven’t watched that Bear Grylls gennelman. Ill-prepared for the desert, much?
– Upon looking at this picture, Sisley want us to buy their undercrackerMcJacks. And apparently bulimic-up our seven Digestive biscuits and Pret almond croissant we had for breakfast
*removes monocle; lights post-coital Lady cigarette*