Who exactly does Dirk Bikkembergs think is buying football boots these days?

Nice shorts!

For a start, we know that Bikkembergs as a brand has moved into chav territory a little but surely anyone, you know, actually playing football would go to a brand like Adidas.

Secondly, footballers don’t – unfortch – wear these dolly little shorts where you can see their cocks through.

Thirdement and lastly, a launch which features hundreds of men in pants and football boots storming towards you while Shirley Bassey belts out ‘Light My Fire’ doesn’t exactly scream straight man. Though it sure does scream. Want to see it, screamer?

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3 comments to “Who exactly does Dirk Bikkembergs think is buying football boots these days?”

  1. If the model comes with, I might start buying football boots. Oh wait, that was the whole point, wasn’t it?

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  2. Quite liking the idea of ‘screwable studs’ though, aren’t you? Is that who’s appearing at the lauch thing, the screwable studs?

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  3. Tres drole Bernard, tres drole!

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