Will Young – a spokesman for numpties nationwide.

'Dithpicable

Did anyone see William ‘nithe to thee you, to thee you nithe’ Young on Question Time last night? Let’s just say that the world has woken up a better place now that he has put it to rights.

Yes, the intellectual pop star (sorry, but a 2:2 from Exeter does not Bertrand Russell make) was invited to sit on the panel with politicians like Geoff Hoon and activists such as Shami Chakrabarti from Liberty. They must have been delighted to at last have an intellectual giant to hone their debating skills on.

Now quite apart from having a speech impediment and a face that looks like he’s run into a frying pan in a cartoon, Will Young it seems has difficulty speaking in whole sentences. He can do a word. Maybe a couple of words. And if he takes a big run-up, three whole words in a row. Whole sentences? Well, we’re leaving that until he makes it to big school.

The fact that the British government may have been privy to torture in Guantanamo? ‘Dethpicable’. The issue of Britain grinding to a (very fun) halt because of the snow? ‘We’re living in a blamocrathy!’ And of Jonathon Porritt of the Green Party mooting that it might be a good idea to limit families to two children to help save the planet? ‘I didn’t hear about this.’ Wouldn’t you be reading the big papers every day if you were going on Question Time? Hmmm?

Must try harder. In every aspect of your life and career. C-

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15 comments to “Will Young – a spokesman for numpties nationwide.”

  1. cheap shot!

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  2. But why pay more, right Bry. And I did see this. He was pretty embarrassing. I don’t know why they have non-politicians on there. They have a whole audience of non-politicians. You don’t need someone who sings for a living giving half-baked opinions.

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  3. I tried to watch, but had to turn over. I was squirming like a very squirmy thing…
    Will Young forced me to watch Dexter on ITV instead. Then I didn’t sleep all night. I was having dreams about Carol McGiffen off-of Loose Women.
    How all of the above is related is anyone’s guess.

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  4. Did you have one too many Lemon Drops perchance, Lulu? Nothing I’ve said this morning has made sense. But then I did have two ciders and two bottles of red last night. And a Pret ham and cheese croissant for brekkie. I will be enjoying a fish finger sandwich and a pint for lunch. Am I still typing?

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  5. Two ciders and two bottles of red? Pilar, are we still in Sixth Form?

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  6. The red wine was supposed to be an attempt at acting more civilised. The cider was just for fun.

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  7. Have you tried red wine and Coke, Pilar? (Note the big C.)
    Oof.

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  8. I have savoured red wine and lemonade over ice, but never with the cola. As for the little c…

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  9. well ladies, i just had the Builder’s Breafast flavour crisps! i can tell you right now that if you close your eyes they taste just like crisps!

    when will they do Builder’s Bum Crack flavour is what i wanna know….?

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  10. Now those are the kind of questions they should be asking on Question Time, a. simpson.

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  11. *does a curtsey*

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  12. HELLO!!!?? Have I mistakenly stumbled onto the Daily Mail message boards? SHAME ON YOU me-me-me – yes he wasn’t eloquence in a cocked hat and was a tad too right wing for my tastes but at least he gave it a bloody go and was polite and semi-coherent and got the clap (IN DUNSTABLE LADIES AND GENTLEMAN – A GAY GETTING THE CLAP IN DUNSTABLE!!) – the last time I was witness to the word of the gays on that programme was when Ivan Massow couldn’t string a sentence together and throroughly let the side down. Hoorah for Will for giving it a go!

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  13. Oh Dolly, it’s not quite the Daily Mail here. A few people saying he wasn’t exactly inspiring, then we got bored and went off on a tangent about mixing drinks and builder’s bums. Much more entertaining than all the frothing-at-the-mouth indignant straights-who-hate on that budgies cage liner publication.

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  14. I like you, Sister…

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  15. Wow, the UK comment boards seem so civilized compared to our Neanderthal-like posts flooding boards here in the States. Haven’t been to the UK since ’83. Miss it, hope to be back soon.

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