Hands up who wants to see those W mag pictures of Madonna with that Jesus bloke?

What all the fuss is about, apparently.

*counts*

So rarely does one spread of snappy-snaps get so much press, owing to the fact that Madonna’s ‘pparently bumming the fella-me-boy in them. And as much as we j’adore slash even quite fancy Steven Klein, the gent who took the snappy-snaps, we’ve decided to pop our critical bonnet on (at a playful angle, naturally) and declare them a bit whatever. Whatever really, even.

It’s supposed to be a Mrs Robinson-esque scenario, see. Inspired, not. And Jesus – for that is the male model-ette’s name – is the object of Madonna’s dirty fuck-me routine. So it’s, like, art immitating life immitating art immitating life immitating art immating life. Also known as, ‘the W magazine PR department is getting a big fancy bonus this year. Maybe even a funny tickle’.

But don’t let us be the judge of them, even though we are and indeed have already judged-past-tense. Take a golly-google-gander for yourselves after the sponsored-by-Cadbury’s break…

Towel? Drop. A tattoo of your own name on yer back = no Honey, did you just murder Jesus? Hair. Snoutin'.

There’s more where that little lot came from, here. Toodle-pip.

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8 comments to “Hands up who wants to see those W mag pictures of Madonna with that Jesus bloke?”

  1. I declare myself uninterested in the fuck-thing. I also declare myslef uninterested in the Jesus bloke.
    F-nah, etc.

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  2. He’s fine. It’s the lace gloves that give me the willy-shrink.

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  3. Madonna looks so bored in the third one down.

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  4. I feel like we’ve plowed this particular furrow somewhere before… Like in the SEX book.

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  5. Madonna should grow old gracefully like Kylie.

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  6. You crack me up, Truth, you really do… Mwahs all round.

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  7. I LOVE how she is smoking in the last photo. After her tirade at Wembley Arena when she stopped the show and said “whoever is smoking out there stop for F#2ks sake. It’s soooo rude, and it affects my singing.” Certainly not effecting her bumming. More Sharon Stone than Anne Bancroft.

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  8. more gall stone than Sharon Stone.

    Vile woman.

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