Tee and/or hee…

The gift that keeps on giving

You know those ‘tardinoid Christian propaganda ads we ranted and raved and foamed at the mouth about last week? Well, they’re fouling up London’s glittering buses and tube stations as of today, so we urge (and by ‘urge’ we mean ‘do it or else’ *shakes fist*) everyone with a scrap of sanity to complain to the Advertising Standards Authority (known as ASA to friends and lovers) by going here and filling in deets of disgust. After all, one of the retarded ads proclaims ‘There is definitely a God’. Erm, prove it.

On a lighter more amusing note, if you need calming down after your vitriolic outburst on the complaints form, you can always generate your own bus slogan which we found care of the Guardian. Ahh, how we heart thee broadest of shits sheets. The playground ‘milk, milk’ rhyme was the first thing that sprang to our minds (the old ones are always the best), but send us your finest efforts in linky form in the comments box. We know you’re all an intelligent, witty bunch (otherwise why would you be here?) so expectation is high readers. Do us proud…

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8 comments to “Tee and/or hee…”

  1. Exactly. I like the way a bunch of loser Christians complained to the ASA about the atheism ads, saying that we, the atheists, cannot prove that God ‘probably’ doesn’t exist (a claim that was rejected by the ASA, naturally), then they go and put out an advert saying there ‘definitely is’ a god. Er, not only retarded and hypocritical, but grounds for having the ad removed, surely.

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  2. Exactly x2. If, say, L’Oreal claimed their creams DEFINITELY made you look ten years younger, they would need absolute, definitive proof, or they’d have their ads removed. Plus they’d get into a lot of trouble. Of course, no brand would ever use the word ‘definitely’ in their ads, because they’re not stupid. Christians are, by definition, stupid.

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  3. I made my complaint to the ASA. I have a warm, fuzzy feeling deep inside.

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  4. I’ve had a go – what fun! See my effort at http://twitpic.com/1emw8

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  5. How is anyone supposed to prove or disprove ‘probably’? Retardenoids! If they put as much effort into helping the poor and needy as they do into bashing the gays, the poor and needy would no longer be poor and needy. They’d be rich and non-needy.

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  6. Oh, well said Peseta.
    *claps like the Clap*

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  7. http://www.flickr.com/photos/goldenlad/3244367376/

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  8. i doubt this will work… rubbish with computers.

    http://img23.imageshack.us/my.php?image=busgb6.jpg

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