That bloke who’s made an entire career out of that scene in which he got his schlong out on Sex And the City: Moving Picture Versh, is going to be on Dancing with the Stars. *makes a note of that*

S’true.

He’s called Gilles Marini. 

S’true.

Other people of ‘ooh, how funny’ note who’ll be appearing on Dancing With the Famouses are Belinda Carlisle off-of *sings ‘Heaven is a Place on Earth’ whilst getting someone to pat back repeatedly, like Madonna did in Truth or Dare/In Bed With Madonna*, and Lil’ Kim.

Ooh, how funny.

Now let’s look at that scene in Sex and the City. You know, that one. Is this the point where we type ‘NSFW’…?