Potato Geldof (she certainly got her father’s looks!) and her poor deluded sucker of a husband have announced – to the utter shock of the world! – that their marriage is over.
‘After much soul-searching,’ (soul? Potato? Surely some mistake) ‘we have made the mutual decision to end our marriage and have agreed to go our separate ways.’
So, while gay men and women who were married in California face being forceably divorced by Proposition 8, any drunk teenager on the loose in Las Vegas can still get married to some knob they met five minutes ago? Just checking we’ve got that right.