Bette Midler gets her wrist slapped on Loose Women. Very lightly.

Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke

Bette Midler – who for us will always be the fierce bitch diva you see here and never the mumsy ‘Wind Beneath My Sanitary Towel with Wings’-er that the world likes to see her has – got told off as the fifth Loose Woman today. Naughy Bette. Bend over.

Answering the (fairly lame) question, ‘How do you manage to be so down-to-earth when you’re a superstar?’ she answered, ‘Oh, I would love to be an asshole. If I could be an asshole just for one day. If only I could be like Christian Bale just for one day…’

Everybody laughed, they went to break and when they came back they – and she! – apologised and Jackie Brambles, chief lady, said ‘At least she came back after the break’, a ref to Joan Rivers who once said ‘fucking asshole’ on the same show and was whisked away never to be seen again.

Mind you, Bette did go on to ask Jane McDonald how she ever got laid…

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5 comments to “Bette Midler gets her wrist slapped on Loose Women. Very lightly.”

  1. Once we acknowledge that the word ‘asshole’ is in any way language we’re on a slippery slope to calling pavements sidewalks and I’ll be getting bums mixed up with fannies! (again)

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  2. Love, love, love, love, love, love and love.

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  3. my dear friend katherine mayfair and i were discussing something about disney deer the other day . i maintained bambi was the only disney deer, and katherine thought there was another one .
    she said “BET THERE IS ONE”
    i said “BET THERE ISN’T”
    she said “BET THERE IS!”
    to which i replied “BETTE MIDLER!”

    ..it was funny at the time . u ahd t be there .

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  4. Fancy asking Dame Jane McDonald such a question. The lovely Jane, with her delicious Northern charm, has been flat on her back, staring up at the ceiling, more times than Michaelangelo! She was once on t;cruise you know.

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  5. Actually, Joan Rivers said “fucking shit” on loose women. So, when is Dame Jane actually getting a damehood? I really would love to see that happen. Anyone got the queen’s phone number?

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