Could Madonna ever be believable playing a trout of this magnitude? Careful how you answer.

Trout

Before we even start on this, we think we should declare an interest: we think Madonna is a good actress. Controversial we know, milord, but we would like to present Exhibit A: Desperately Seeking Susan; Exhibit B: Evita; Exhibit C: pretending to like Guy Ritchie in that documentary.

Well, now – having become the highest earning pop star of the year at the age of 50 (and she’s still a tight minge, apparently! And switch ‘apparently’ with ‘fact. Apparently) – she’s decided to go back to acting. The project? A biopic of the woman who is generally regarded by Brits as a monster. Namely Wallis Simpson, Duchess of Windsor aka the woman who lost Edward VIII his throne by marrying him even though as King he wasn’t allowed to marry a divorcee. Or a hooker. She was both.

‘Madonna sees Wallis Simpson as her next big film project,’ says saucy source (probably Lourdes earning some extra pocket cash). ‘She is as passionate about it as she was about playing Eva Peron in Evita… she is fascinated with this American commoner who refused to conform or offer explanations for her tangeled love life.’

Aparently, she has her house plastered with pictures of La Simpson. Yeah, so do we.

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8 comments to “Could Madonna ever be believable playing a trout of this magnitude? Careful how you answer.”

  1. I too am an admirer of Madonna as an actress. I think she’d be amazing. But would she ever want to look this old?

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  2. american commoner is about right for Madonna don’t you think?

    i see your Desperate Susan, Evita and doco.. and raise you Shanghai Surprise, Swept Away and Body of Evidence.

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  3. Yeah it was just like you said it – all Wallis’s doing. Eddie didn’t have a say in how he lost the throne. One minute he was King, it was all ticking along nicely, next minute – woah! she’s gonna marry me – who knew?

    I also agree with Antony (again. This is becoming a habit). Madge with the tight vadge is American and common, so should fit the bill nicely.

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  4. She was good in League of Their Own. And Will & Grace.

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  5. Does that look like a face you’d give up a throne over? Hardly Helen of Troy is it?

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  6. Wallis Simpson wasn’t always old.

    I’m told.

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  7. True or false- it’s going to be a shower of shite? cut to Madonna, ‘acting’ again.

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  8. true Tequila, true.

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