If you can raise your eyes for just one second, we are going to discuss the t-shirtery on display above. Yes, the t-shirts. As in ‘not the pants’.
They are from a company called Eat Me Out that usually makes rather raunchy clobber featuring a lady with a big vajajay (well, that’s what it looks like). Now, in the interests of earning some money off the gays they have come up with Eat Me Out Sailor, a range of tees and panties featuring a similar logo, only this time it’s a man in stripeys.
Not sure there’s much point to the one on the left but we enjoyed the offer. See the entire range here.