*falls off chair; wakes up to the realisation that Pam Ayres is the greatest writer of all time. Even better than that Shakespeare bloke*
So, Kanye West off-of yes, we think we quite like him, was on Ryan
Gaycrest’s Seacrest’s show on the wireless a bit ago, and did quoth re. the Rihanni-getting-pummelled-by-her-fella business, the following:
‘I was completely devastated by the concept of what I heard.
‘She has the potential to be, you know, the greatest artist of all time.’
What, greater than Beethoven and The Beatles and Pink Floyd and Barbra Streisand and Elvis and Lily Langtry?
ps. ‘Devasted by the concept of what I heard’? ‘Devasted by what happened’ would’ve sufficed.
pps. The odd punch here and there quash not the potential to be great, Kanye. It’s a lack of talent that’s a bugger…