St(r)eam of consciousness from The Brits

Lovely pair

How chubby are Kylie’s legs? Who cares about Nathalie Imbruglia anymore? Why does Duffy wear those cheap little dresses? Isn’t Kylie humourless? Gok Wan, fuck right off! Matthew (above, left) you so would! LOVE Pet Shop Boys! Why can’t Estelle even sing her own song? Elbow? Sarah is SO the best Girls Aloud. Take That are so compelling you can hardly take your eyes off your magazine. Brandon Flowers, quite cute. U2 and Coldplay, not as bad as one might have feared. Can’t they get more famous people to hand out awards? Love the new shouty Pet Shop Boys single but is the set up a little too Gilbert and George? Lady GaGa better not pretend to be Dusty Springfield… oh god NOOOOOO! How hot is Paul Weller for a sixty-seven-year-old? Will Beck ever NOT get nominated? What is that weird Duffy Diet Coke ad?

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9 comments to “St(r)eam of consciousness from The Brits”

  1. who cares? really? it’s such a load of wank.
    Duffy? next year’s Dido. dreary in the extreme. file under WPB.

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  2. Can we talk about that Duffy Diet Coke ad? Is she pretending to be someone who can sing but is pretending not to, or is she really that bad? It made my ears bleed.

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  3. she’s that bad. a donkey in fact.

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  4. She looks like she stinks of biscuits, pissy knickers and milk breath.

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  5. ^^ based on your perfomance at my place last night Pilar, that could be said of you. And can I just say that Alan Carr stating that Diana Vickers was this years winner was HIGHlariious. I would also like to point out that Brandon Flowers is now featuring heavily in my prison rape fantasy.

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  6. The difference between us, Tequilla, is that I manage to stay dry while enjoying a nice white wine spritzer. You, on the other hand, can’t swig a cider without pouring it over yourself. And Brandon is mine. He said so himself.

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  7. Brandon is in me now.
    Ooh, talking of in me now, isn’t Monmouth Coffee taking over the world? I’ve just stumbled upon yet ANOTHER Big London coffee shop specialising in the stuff. That’s nice, that is.

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  8. hmmmm, Brandon. leave me like a plasterer’s radio baby….

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  9. Enjoying Kylie’s non-anorexic body. Surprisingly protective of Natalie Imbruglia! Gok what now? Sarah *is* the star in Girls Aloud — not Cheryl. Beck is a freak Scientologist. PSB are quality that has endured. (-:

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