How chubby are Kylie’s legs? Who cares about Nathalie Imbruglia anymore? Why does Duffy wear those cheap little dresses? Isn’t Kylie humourless? Gok Wan, fuck right off! Matthew (above, left) you so would! LOVE Pet Shop Boys! Why can’t Estelle even sing her own song? Elbow? Sarah is SO the best Girls Aloud. Take That are so compelling you can hardly take your eyes off your magazine. Brandon Flowers, quite cute. U2 and Coldplay, not as bad as one might have feared. Can’t they get more famous people to hand out awards? Love the new shouty Pet Shop Boys single but is the set up a little too Gilbert and George? Lady GaGa better not pretend to be Dusty Springfield… oh god NOOOOOO! How hot is Paul Weller for a sixty-seven-year-old? Will Beck ever NOT get nominated? What is that weird Duffy Diet Coke ad?