Evil.

Look, a gay!

So, we know Fred Phelps and his crazy as a box of crazy Christian hair family are evil incarnate. With an evil bonnet on. Peppered with evil. With a side of evil. Followed by an evil sorbet.

And that Her Majesty’s home secretary, Jacqui Smith, has quite rightly banned him and his dirty trout of a daughter from entering Grande Bretagne, where they planned to picket a school play in Basingstoke promoting tolerance for gays. The play, Laramie Project, depicts the murder of Matthew Shepard, the gay teenager who was abducted, tortured and then left to die on a crucifix in a forest in Laramie, Wyoming in 1998. Because he was gay.

Well, that nice Fred Phelps and his retarded clan have bought a plot of land beside where Matthew Shepard was crucified, and plan to build a memorial CELEBRATING his murder.

Now that takes the evil crunch biscuit.

Oh, and now that they’ve been banned from Britain, and Britain is the sort of heinous country that promotes tolerance (who’d’ve thunk it?), Freddie ‘Krueger’ Phelps has posted the following on one of his interdolly sites, snappily entitled God Hates the World. Which is funny, seeing as you freaky Christian folk seem to insist He made it in His image. But that’s by the byways and Highways to Heaven (ooh, pun noted! *pats back of head*)… So this is the crazy rant – with our own back-chat in brackets, naturally…

‘You British Bastards [note the capital ‘B’] will not have Jesus Christ to rule over you, and think you can issue bans and pass laws to remove God’s word from the landscape. [Yeah, it’s called a ‘democracy’.]

‘You do greatly err, not knowing the power of God.’ [OooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooh, scared.]

‘You ungrateful brutes despise knowledge.’ [‘Knowledge’. How ironic from a group of retards who believe in fairy tales. ps. ‘Brutes’. How Carry On!]

‘It is too late for the UK. God Hates You!’ [Er, why the capital ‘H’ and ‘Y’ in that one? Didn’t quite pay attention at school, did you Fred?]

‘God hates England. Your Queen is a whore. You’re going to hell.’

[*pops to Selfridges to buy appropriate outfit.]

Oh, and as for our dear Her Majesty off-of Queen Elizabeth Mark II being a ‘whore’… Er, not sure what your definition of a whore is, Freddie, but a woman who as has had sex with only one man in her entire life isn’t quite what a sane person would call a ‘whore’. Out of curiosity, what are we calling your daughter these days, Fred? You know, the one who had a child out of wedlock?

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37 comments to “Evil.”

  1. what a cunt.

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  2. What a vile, vile cunt – he’s even lost the Daily Mail readers with that last one

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  3. Do you know what, this god that everyone goes on about is a bit shit. If he doesn’t like gays why doesn’t he just get rid of them all? I thought he was supposed to be omnipotent – so he either doesn’t give a monkey’s about gays or he’s not as powerful as he makes out. Or – more likely – doesn’t exist at all.

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  4. I personally think God hates stetsons and mirror shades. See you in hell Freddie.

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  5. I’ve had his daughter – she likes it up the shitter.

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  6. Liz is no whore. Her sister on the other hand, was a great lay.

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  7. Are people like this happy about anything? Do they experience any joy in their lives at all?

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  8. England is a very anti-Christian country. How many straight children have been molested and murdered by homosexuals like you? A lot. How many Christians have been assaulted by homosexuals like you because you didn’t like the way they voted? A lot. How many Christian churches have been burned down by homosexuals like you because you disagree with the Holy Bible? A lot. Matthew Shepard is in eternal hell fire now and will never get out.
    Whatever you think, you will not be able to change God’s Word and will one day have to pay the price for not believing what God has written.
    Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

    Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

    Romans 1:22-27

    V22 Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools, V23 And changed the glory of the uncorruptible God into an image made like to corruptible man, and to birds, and fourfooted beasts, and creeping things.

    V24 Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves:

    V25 Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator, Who is blessed for ever. Amen.

    V26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:

    V27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.

    SAY THIS PRAYER: Dear Jesus, I am a sinner and am headed to eternal hell because of my sins. I believe you died on the cross to take away my sins and to take me to heaven. Jesus, I ask you now to come into my heart and take away my sins and give me eternal life. http://www.armyofgod.com

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  9. Dear Jesus, I am a sinner and am headed to eternal Hell because of my sins. And I can’t fucking wait. Kisses xx

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  10. Who is this Levi Titticus gal anyway?

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  11. Rev. Spitz, sir. You are clearly mad. Please seek help. Seriously. You are a danger to society.

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  12. Ladies and gentlemen, Evil has landed. And when you’ve stopped getting your arse pummelled in public toilets, Rev Donald Spitz, come back to us with some ounce of sanity. You sick little man.

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  13. Rev, you missed out the bit where eating a prawn cocktail would lead to you languish in hell and the bit where polycotton sheets were an abomination unto our Lord. I’m serious. Read the fucking book, dick.

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  14. The Rev Donald Spitz is in me now. He’s a spitzer, I can tell you….

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  15. You know I’ve given it some thought and on balance I find there is actually no evidence whatsoever for believing there is a hell. What, just ’cause some crazy like Rev here says so? I don’t think so, do you?

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  16. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Oh, Revvie D, you’re funny. And please pay more attention in brain-washing class, will you?

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  17. ‘How many Christians have been assaulted by homosexuals?’ Erm, none. How many homosexuals have been assaulted – and murdered by Christians, as in the case of Matthew Shepherd – plenty! Christians need to get over this idea of themselves as poor little victims of an evil world. They are vile, violent, hateful scum and if there is a Jesus he’ll be wanting a word come Judgement Day.

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  18. Oh, you want to check out his site. Nice people.

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  19. Er, Rev Des Spitroast, whatever you’re calling yourself… please get your facts right, you silly little retard. Obviously you’re just a hater – and a repressed gay, naturally – but as for those ‘facts’ about gays killing children and burning down churches… evidence, please? And hard, factual evidence, not what the voices in your depraved head are telling you. And as for churches being burned down in England by homosexuals… er, the only ‘churches’ that have been burned down in recent (ish) history were the monastaries in the 16th century, and that was by Henry VIII. And I’m pretty certain he wasn’t a homosexual. Unless you know differently? Honestly, Rev, you’re a rabid little pest and should be locked up for your crimes against humanity (and sanity).

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  20. And let’s not get started on the millions of people – included gays to this day – who have been tortured, molested and murdered by Christians. Dirty people. Dirty, I tell thee.

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  21. Aw, you can just imagine sad, lonely, wretched little Reverend Donald shaking with rage in his sensible shoes as he tip-typed that insane rant up there. What a sad, lonely, unhappy little fellow he must be. Jesus must really think he’s a bad person to make him such a bitter old queen.

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  22. Do you think he wrote his rant before or after flicking off to some of the other postings here on me-me-me? I’m sure he enjoyed the boy in panties on the motorbike. Perhaps a little too much. I’m guessing some holy spooge might have been spilled, before returning to holy bile being spilled.

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  23. When someone can prove to me that the words in the bible were the actual words of Jesus himself and not some creepy old men who wrote it sometime later, I may believe something of what they say about all of these abominations. Until then… Piss off.

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  24. there are just so many comments! i must read them all .

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  25. HELLO EVERYONE, JUST TO LET YOU KNOW IF YOU TAKE EVERYTHING AS TRUTH IN THE BIBLE –
    we must not only kill the gays, but also disobedient children, women who aren’t virgins on their wedding nights, people who ask too many questions, and adulterers! there’s nothing in there about murderers rapists or molestors of course ;)
    SIMILARLY women of the bible – sacrifice 2 turtles every time you’re on, thatll get you in Goddy-wod’s good books . if you don’t hell probably awaits you.
    MEN – never touch the woman when on, it will make you unclean for eternity and thus lead to hell .

    seee?? the bible is kinda nuts . i think hell’s waiting for us all – except of course, those scamps that reside in westboro :)
    (so at least we wont be in heaven with those retards) x

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  26. wait who put this god fellow in charge? .. he sounds a bit mean to me . we’d best just ignore him really, him and his silly rules that promote evil.. wahdda dick’ed .

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  27. Did someone fuck this Rev Spitz when he was a kid? He seems still sore. I have a feeling he loves to take up to ass. He just don’t want to admit. Relax Rev!!!! Nothing is wrong with anal sext. We all do!

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  28. I just want to point out that not all christians belive llike them. I’m a christian, and I don’t think there is anything wrong with being gay. A lot of my really good friends are gay. I hate that the Westboro Baptist Church gives all christians such a bad name!!

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  29. Bitter old queen! Please think b4 you speak.
    Or is there is ****in ur mouth?? thought so…. xoxo :-)

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  30. repressed bastard!!!

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  31. First Jesus loves all, gays never burnt churches in your dreams, don’t rape their childrens like straights do, you’re just a terrorist of christian, accept different pple in your farmer mind, who are you to judge pple, second I slept with your best friend ha ha ha ha ha

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  32. The bible is just a book. Move on. Be a good person and do good things and if there is a god or something like it, you’ll be welcomed into ‘heaven’ or whatever else is out there. God’s ego & demonic nature represent the absolute worst of a fearful man’s imagination. Enjoy your life, people! If you *were* ‘created’, I am confident it wasn’t to fret, hand-wring, hate, judge and ‘worship’ an egomaniac god.

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  33. EeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeK!

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  34. Why, for the love of God, do we keep giving lunitics like him PRESS??
    Does the news cover the rants and raves of every nutjob in a tinfoil hat roaming the streets chanting about how the lizard people are going to devour the sun? No? Then why even WRITE articles about this guy?

    He lives and breaths for the attention he gets, so stop paying attention to him, and he will go back to fucking his daughters and churning out more inbreeds, just like all the other folk of his ilk.

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  35. What do you think is the cause of his obsession with hating gays?

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  36. Um, sure, I’ll say your prayer:: Dear Jesus, Rev Donald Spitz is a sinner and is headed to eternal hell because of his sins. He believes you died on the cross to take away his sins and to take him to heaven. (Dreams in colour, our Rev Spitz does.) Jesus, I ask you now to come into his heart and take away his sins and give him a good kick in the pants for being such a fucking asshole. Oh, and remind him that you don’t say a single word about homosexuality, and welcome everyone to your side. Amen.

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  37. As the Bible says, “Fuck not lest ye be fucked!”

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