So, we know Fred Phelps and his crazy as a box of crazy Christian hair family are evil incarnate. With an evil bonnet on. Peppered with evil. With a side of evil. Followed by an evil sorbet.
And that Her Majesty’s home secretary, Jacqui Smith, has quite rightly banned him and his dirty trout of a daughter from entering Grande Bretagne, where they planned to picket a school play in Basingstoke promoting tolerance for gays. The play, Laramie Project, depicts the murder of Matthew Shepard, the gay teenager who was abducted, tortured and then left to die on a crucifix in a forest in Laramie, Wyoming in 1998. Because he was gay.
Well, that nice Fred Phelps and his retarded clan have bought a plot of land beside where Matthew Shepard was crucified, and plan to build a memorial CELEBRATING his murder.
Now that takes the evil crunch biscuit.
Oh, and now that they’ve been banned from Britain, and Britain is the sort of heinous country that promotes tolerance (who’d’ve thunk it?), Freddie ‘Krueger’ Phelps has posted the following on one of his interdolly sites, snappily entitled God Hates the World. Which is funny, seeing as you freaky Christian folk seem to insist He made it in His image. But that’s by the byways and Highways to Heaven (ooh, pun noted! *pats back of head*)… So this is the crazy rant – with our own back-chat in brackets, naturally…
‘You British Bastards [note the capital ‘B’] will not have Jesus Christ to rule over you, and think you can issue bans and pass laws to remove God’s word from the landscape. [Yeah, it’s called a ‘democracy’.]
‘You do greatly err, not knowing the power of God.’ [OooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooh, scared.]
‘You ungrateful brutes despise knowledge.’ [‘Knowledge’. How ironic from a group of retards who believe in fairy tales. ps. ‘Brutes’. How Carry On!]
‘It is too late for the UK. God Hates You!’ [Er, why the capital ‘H’ and ‘Y’ in that one? Didn’t quite pay attention at school, did you Fred?]
‘God hates England. Your Queen is a whore. You’re going to hell.’
[*pops to Selfridges to buy appropriate outfit.]
Oh, and as for our dear Her Majesty off-of Queen Elizabeth Mark II being a ‘whore’… Er, not sure what your definition of a whore is, Freddie, but a woman who as has had sex with only one man in her entire life isn’t quite what a sane person would call a ‘whore’. Out of curiosity, what are we calling your daughter these days, Fred? You know, the one who had a child out of wedlock?