This is the most searched man on the interwebs. Martin Lewis. Oh.

STOP SHOUTING!

He’s that shouty man with the plate of hair on GMTV who tells stupid people how not to spend their cash money on fags and time-shares in Puerto Banus.

We find him to be not only an irritant, but very irritating.

But he just so happens to be the most searched name on the world wide dolly web. Which just goes to show the power of a GMTV sofa.

This fact was reported by one of the esteemed presses in this manner:

‘Martin Lewis is the most searched name on the internet. More so than Barack Obama.’

As the most searched name on the interwebs, most would assume he’s more searched than Barack Obama. Anyone, in fact. Even Jesus. Even Diana Ross. Even that very famous man named Cock.

*takes crash course in the power of internet search terms*

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4 comments to “This is the most searched man on the interwebs. Martin Lewis. Oh.”

  1. his high pink collar makes him look very ‘panto’ i feel.

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  2. Yes. We should call him Dick Whittington. Or just Dick.

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  3. I saw this man at the press night for Cirque du Soleil a couple of years back. He was shouty then, even with his mouth closed.

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  4. Don’t like his style, but he did save me a shedload on my (maxed out) credit plastic card thingy a couple of years back. His website is chav-central though – lots of forums about ‘jammy dodgers 1p cheaper at Aldi than Netto’ or some such nonsense.

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