Matthew McConaughey faxed the office to say it’s, and we quote, ‘a bad angle’.

Ungainly.

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, no. That’s just silly. No one faxes anymore. He ding-donged us on his iPhone, and we hate to say it but we agree, Matthew. Not a good angle, whichever angle you look at it. Potential excuses reasons could be thus:

- Water retention.

- Wheat intolerance.

- Breathing out instead of in whilst doing sit-ups. Our dolly PT told us that. A ’PT’, ladies and ladies, is a ‘Personal Trainer’. And yes, we really don’t have one.

- An alien, a la Sigourney Weaver.

- And c) and d).

Do you now want to look at Matthew McConaughey off-of exercise, pulling himself up and down on a hard stick thing…? Yes you do…

Oof.

*pops M&S Percy Pig in mouth*

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3 comments to “Matthew McConaughey faxed the office to say it’s, and we quote, ‘a bad angle’.”

  1. Tequilla Mockingbird

    He may have the pouch of an Ethiopian and at times look like a stick with hair, but I’d still have a go.

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  2. Southern Twat

    I on the other hand, foot or tentacle, wouldn’t.

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  3. Richard the Big Bunny

    Whatever — more for me! :-) Not into threeways, per se, but if I could get Matthew McConaughey and Woody Harrelson on either end …

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