Matthew McConaughey faxed the office to say it’s, and we quote, ‘a bad angle’.

Ungainly.

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, no. That’s just silly. No one faxes anymore. He ding-donged us on his iPhone, and we hate to say it but we agree, Matthew. Not a good angle, whichever angle you look at it. Potential excuses reasons could be thus:

– Water retention.

– Wheat intolerance.

– Breathing out instead of in whilst doing sit-ups. Our dolly PT told us that. A ‘PT’, ladies and ladies, is a ‘Personal Trainer’. And yes, we really don’t have one.

– An alien, a la Sigourney Weaver.

– And c) and d).

Do you now want to look at Matthew McConaughey off-of exercise, pulling himself up and down on a hard stick thing…? Yes you do…

Oof.

*pops M&S Percy Pig in mouth*

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3 comments to “Matthew McConaughey faxed the office to say it’s, and we quote, ‘a bad angle’.”

  1. He may have the pouch of an Ethiopian and at times look like a stick with hair, but I’d still have a go.

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  2. I on the other hand, foot or tentacle, wouldn’t.

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  3. Whatever — more for me! :-) Not into threeways, per se, but if I could get Matthew McConaughey and Woody Harrelson on either end …

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