Oof.

*shakes head*

Ladies and gennelmen and undecided, consider this your morning’s moose alert.

*air-raid siren goes off, not unlike during the Blitz*

One half of the Partying Potatoes (TM) was yesterday seen walking up and down the catwalk for Luella Bartley in a fashion that brought to mind bad, bad, and bad things. Mostly Pixie Geldof. Which is never a good thing. That’s her up their in our Heat stylee circle of shame. Pretty, no? (The circle!)

For Pixie Geldof is, we can exclusively reveal, a trout.

Now before anyone comes out of a bag on us, we’re not ones to criticize indiscriminately. You know that. But the Geldof progeny are what is known in the business as ‘cunts’. S’true. Ask anyone.

And riddle-dee-diddle-dee us this: Why are the Partying Potatoes (TM) given so much air time? Is it because they are icons of being nothing in particular, therefore proving popular amongst plain girls with no discernable purpose and/or talent? Is it proof, ladies and germs, that girls who really should have tried harder at school can still get attention? Ooh, there’s a whole BA at Loughborough University in there somewhere…

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10 comments to “Oof.”

  1. Hmmm, thought provoking, me-me-me. And I whole-heartedly concur – the Geldof progeny are indeed cunts. They’re a dirty protest on popular culture.

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  2. fuck. a. duck.

    what an ugly bird she is. does she really have ‘fred flintstone’ style shaving shadow?

    her and her sister should take a tip from their mum…..

    [ouch. even i thought was a little harsh. oops.]

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  3. It’s better than the Peaches thing, but still not up to much – and we don’t hear much from Fifi Trixibelle these days do we *googles and sees why* – still, at least it looks like the little one might turn out to be a stunner (as some lardarse nearly said, 1 out of 4 ain’t bad Paula – praise the lord for Hutchence spunk)

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  4. ‘Criticize’ with a Z? Eek.

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  5. My university tutor told me that criticize with a ‘z’, whilst being thought of as ‘American’ English, is actually deemed acceptable in the mother country… Didn’t think to ask why.

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  6. This should be attached to warning poster splastered all over the Capital. ‘Don’t have sex with Bob Geldof- it could result in this’ And don’t have sex with Paula Yates’, cos, well, that would be just plain wrong now, wouldn’t it, being that shes….oops. Ed.

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  7. Pixie, Peaches and Paris should all be forcibly required to be the next astronauts in the Krzygstan Moon Programme (TM). What’s that you say? Krzygstan doesn’t have the capability of launching a rocket succesfully? Oh dear. Could be quite messy, but atleast they would have been of use. Once.

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  8. Someone tell Huntingdon Life Sciences they should test on Geldof’s not animals.

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  9. Quiche Lorraine Kelly was going on about how ‘gorgeous’ the Geldof girls are this morning. Whaaa?

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  10. OK, LK has lost it. Revered as she is amongst da gayz she now needs to be pensioned off to do the weather on Grampian TV or something.

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