This is officially the ideal swimsuit. And it’s not just us saying that. Though we are willing to put our considerable weight behind the recommendation.

Or smaller?

And you thought it was just us being pervy banging on about how those all-in-one, long-legged swimsuits were taking the fun out of the (spectator) sport of swimming.

Well, now FINA, the official governing body of swimming has decided to accept our bribes and flowers and bottles of Marks & Spencer own-brand champagne and consider putting a ban on big suits, thick suits and multiple suits (yeah, apparently some spoilsports wear as many as three for added buoyancy or some such nonsense).

Olympic sportsfolks have hailed the move as a return to a level playing field. We say it hasn’t gone far enough and are currently campaigning for the London Olympics to return to original Olympic ideals and insist on complete nudity in all (men’s) events.

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4 comments to “This is officially the ideal swimsuit. And it’s not just us saying that. Though we are willing to put our considerable weight behind the recommendation.”

  1. Where do I sign up?

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  2. me too.

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  3. May I add to that motion that if they all had erections it would make them more aerodynamic too

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  4. it would function as a rudder

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