For the first time in the history of saying we’d like to bum Sting, we wouldn’t like to bum Sting.

'Big Issue?'

Before we go off on one, we love a beard. We je can’t get enough of ’em, in fact, especially on a man. And especially as we’re embracing that whole masculinity thing which is doing the rounds right now, thank the baby Jesus. Talking of whom, cheese. Love the cheese.

But this growth? On the Sting? Not really. Up close and HD, Lady Gordon Sumner is looking a bit ragamuffin with an outstretched hand, and not in the vein of Hot Homeless who, truth be told, we haven’t seen around London’s glittering Soho in quite a while. Maybe he’s donned a shiny red legging and moved over to the East End with the rest of ’em.

Oh but don’t be mean, our stream of consciousness is telling us right now as we speak, currently. For Sting is, ladies and gennelmen and rest, 57. Yes, 57. Fifty, plus seven.

*does the math*

We still would.

(Footnotes: The Ivy/London’s glittering Covent Garden/yesterday)

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6 comments to “For the first time in the history of saying we’d like to bum Sting, we wouldn’t like to bum Sting.”

  1. I liked how you talked yourselves back into bumming Sting…
    I would like to take this opportunity to agree.

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  2. horrid little man.

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  3. If you look closely you will see that his nose is growing a little nose.

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  4. Rasputin. Ra. and indeed Ra.

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  5. i saw that nose-let too. how wierd and wierd is that?

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  6. Marilyn’s had one for ages now …
    http://images.blog-24.com/410000/406000/405634.jpg

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