Feb 26
2009

Someone in the orifice just went, ‘Ooh, Lost Boys.’ (We know! *makes universal sign for crazy*). But that made us do this… *makes universal sign for touching self*

By admin on February 26, 2009

*wipes screen*

a) This isn’t taken from Lost Boys

b) But it is Jason Patric, who

c) we j’adored in Lost Boys and j’adored even more in

d) Your Friends and Neighbors, in which he played a

e) gay. Well, we think he played a gay. We must confess (our loneliness) that we’ve never actually watched Your Friends and Neighbors, we just forwarded it to the bit in the sauna where we-think-gayer Jason Patric was in nothing but a

f) lily white towel.

ps. They didn’t have X Tube when we were 14. It was this, or the back pages of newspapers. Or changing room interviews on Match of the Day.

And this, ladies, is the actual footage in actual real life. Fancy… (Plus a few choice pics of Jason Patric his very dolly self. We aim to please, thankings.)

Our Jase. Hair? Oh hello.
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6 comments to “Someone in the orifice just went, ‘Ooh, Lost Boys.’ (We know! *makes universal sign for crazy*). But that made us do this… *makes universal sign for touching self*”

  1. Smalls
    Smalls February 26, 2009 at 3:30 pm |

    Fucketh me, I love this man. And in that Cruise Control rubbish with Sandy Bollocks, too.
    *strokes chest*

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  2. Tequilla Mockingbird
    Tequilla Mockingbird February 26, 2009 at 5:11 pm |

    I just did one. I forgot how hot he was.

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  3. Champagne for Lulu
    Champagne for Lulu February 26, 2009 at 5:48 pm |

    Oh, sir. I masterlebated plural to this scene when I was but a twinkle in my sugar daddy’s eye…

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  4. Cocksuker69
    Cocksuker69 February 26, 2009 at 7:58 pm |

    I’ve cum torrents ! Torrents I tell you !!!

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  5. Antony simpson
    Antony simpson February 26, 2009 at 8:34 pm |

    not keen myself….. But Aaron Eckhart can sit on my face any ol’ time. Hubba hubba!

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  6. Tom Cruising
    Tom Cruising March 3, 2009 at 1:00 pm |

    Love. Him. Love I tell thee. LOVE.

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