Someone in the orifice just went, ‘Ooh, Lost Boys.’ (We know! *makes universal sign for crazy*). But that made us do this… *makes universal sign for touching self*
a) This isn’t taken from Lost Boys
b) But it is Jason Patric, who
c) we j’adored in Lost Boys and j’adored even more in
d) Your Friends and Neighbors, in which he played a
e) gay. Well, we think he played a gay. We must confess (our loneliness) that we’ve never actually watched Your Friends and Neighbors, we just forwarded it to the bit in the sauna where we-think-gayer Jason Patric was in nothing but a
f) lily white towel.
ps. They didn’t have X Tube when we were 14. It was this, or the back pages of newspapers. Or changing room interviews on Match of the Day.
And this, ladies, is the actual footage in actual real life. Fancy… (Plus a few choice pics of Jason Patric his very dolly self. We aim to please, thankings.)
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- We’re actually still trying to work out who Kim Kardashian is. In the meantime, let’s look at this magazine cover.
- Horrible door.
- Which English actor who we already have a major crush on has a bottom like this?
- Cheryl and Ashley are finally divorced. The world stops moving, like in that show FlashForward that was on Channel Five, ergo, nobody watched it.
- And the Marc Jacobs award for Never Knowingly Appearing in a Photograph With a Shirt On Goes To… (rustle, rustle of envelope being opened) Jake Shears!
Fucketh me, I love this man. And in that Cruise Control rubbish with Sandy Bollocks, too.
*strokes chest*
I just did one. I forgot how hot he was.
Oh, sir. I masterlebated plural to this scene when I was but a twinkle in my sugar daddy’s eye…
I’ve cum torrents ! Torrents I tell you !!!
not keen myself….. But Aaron Eckhart can sit on my face any ol’ time. Hubba hubba!
Love. Him. Love I tell thee. LOVE.