A conical bra? Boys in make-up? A Geldof? How ‘cutting edge’…

Are we missing something?Every time we’ve had an on-the-toiley read in probably the last year, it’s been pretty much guaranteed that one Geldof incarnation or another would feature at least once in the publication – be it a glossy or a freebie or in graffiti form on the back of the loo door. This, readers and readerettes, is not good for one’s toilet experience, angering our minds and tightening our sphincters. So you can imagine our fury when we sat aloft the crapper this very day and opened the usually fun Dazed and Confused to see none other than, yes, Pixie Geldof. In a photoshoot. With real-live models. And Daisy Lowe. In scenes of an orgy-esque nature. Pixie Geldof. Geld. Of.

Oh Dazed and Confused, we thunk better of you. If it was being done in an ironic way, we might get it, but the feature has jumped well and truly on that off-the-tracks bandwagon that seems to worship those Partying Potatoes mk I and II. Surely we can’t be the only ones that are so over the Geldof girls we’re verging on making utterly tasteless jokes about them joining their mother. Are we?
Not recommended for toilet reading

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9 comments to “A conical bra? Boys in make-up? A Geldof? How ‘cutting edge’…”

  1. I totally agree. And I love the way in that second picture the photographer has asked Pixie to hide most of herself and that face behind ‘Alice? Alice? Who the fuck is Alice?’s fat head.

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  2. Dazed and Confused has been off the boil since… actually, when was in ever on the boil? Let alone afore the boil.
    Boil it and shove down the shitter, says I.

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  3. Dazed & Confused is so over, we need a new word for over. I am all about Wonderland. And Man About Town.

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  4. Hmmmn, not sure about Wonderland, Pilar. But I do like Man About Town. I find it prettily designed. I quite like 10, too. But I think that new Love business is a pile of bollocks. Beth Ditto? On the cover? Naked? A year and a half too late with that one, love(s)…

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  5. Haven’t they done something with a Geldof too? Love, that is. I’m sorry, but that’s newsstand poison for me, so I’m not even gonna go near the thing…

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  6. Why can’t they be more like their mother? Heroin Chic is so retro. I think they would look much better in matching pink pine boxes. Truly why do they waste film on these empty souled ugly trolls.

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  7. Lulu, MAT is indeed pretty, espesh when James Franco is on the cover. But I do likes me some Wonderland, mainly because Javier Bardem was in last month’s ish. Has that not swung it for you?

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  8. Love It! is the magzine of choix these days, and don’t let anyone tell you different.

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  9. Alice Dellal has a body to die for, and a face you’d commit suicide if you had.

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