Know what we’re saying? Really, do you?
*lifts up shirt. (If you must know, it’s a Burberry Prosum. Course we didn’t pay. What do you take us for?) ‘Oooh, itch…’*
Anyway, this bloke up there’s doing that, with a cheeky smile on his face. Which we take to mean it’s a happy occasion. And the bloke in question is none other than… *drum roll, if you will* Grigor Dimitrov!
*eyes dart around room*
Us neither. Ditto the bloke on the left doing the dodge groping. Though research also known as getting someone else to do it, tells us that Grigor Dimitrov is a tennis player. A tennis player, research tells us, is one who plays tennis. Apparently Grigor is quite good. And quite young. Seventeen young. Too young for a fiddle in our opinion, but not too young to look at another picture of him showing off about his six-pack. Well, he will put himself in those situations…