O i, what’s goin’ on ‘ere?

Er, is that appropriate behaviour, madame? Don’t you just hate that? When people who have six-packs take every opportunity to show off about it?  You know, idly walking down the street and, ooooh, oof, an itch… Must, lift up, my shirt, and scratch, for a very, long, time… Or, you know, the ones who, out of nowhere, lift up, say, an Abercrombie & Fitch tee, point to their stomachs upon which one could not only bounce pennies, but the GDP of a small eastern European nation (not sure if that analogy works but, you know, it’s all pounds, shilings and shiny new pence…) and shout really loudly, ‘Oh, fat, fat, fat. I’m so fat.’ At which point a fatty turns round and punches them.

Know what we’re saying? Really, do you?

*lifts up shirt. (If you must know, it’s a Burberry Prosum. Course we didn’t pay. What do you take us for?) ‘Oooh, itch…’*

Anyway, this bloke up there’s doing that, with a cheeky smile on his face. Which we take to mean it’s a happy occasion. And the bloke in question is none other than… *drum roll, if you will* Grigor Dimitrov!

*eyes dart around room*

Us neither. Ditto the bloke on the left doing the dodge groping. Though research also known as getting someone else to do it, tells us that Grigor Dimitrov is a tennis player. A tennis player, research tells us, is one who plays tennis. Apparently Grigor is quite good. And quite young. Seventeen young. Too young for a fiddle in our opinion, but not too young to look at another picture of him showing off about his six-pack. Well, he will put himself in those situations…

Oh stop it...
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6 comments to “O i, what’s goin’ on ‘ere?”

  1. And he’s wearing Diesel pants. Lamo. I can’t believe I said Lamo. How lamo.

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  2. Sod the 17-year-old, I want the one on the left to lift his top then drop his trou’ then whip it out then do me up the wrong ‘un.

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  3. i agree. i’ll take me some of the ginger please.

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  4. Could be be any more doily?

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  5. ^^ Of course that should say ‘he be’, not ‘be be’. That wouldn’t make any sense.

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  6. Wobbly H, please.

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