What do you get when you cross a Hollwood star, a Victoria’s Secret model, a cavort or several, and a hotel balcony? Press.

Bloomin' tits.

Is there nothing these people won’t do to get a bit of attention? Next they’ll be scatting on glass tables and sending in the evidence-with-pictures to the News of the World, upon which Gillian McKeith will do a stool examination by way of an interesing angle in the supplement (which ironically you can wipe your back bottom with, so silky soft is the paper), upon which the famous(es) in question will sue ’cause, how very dare you, they do not have an iron deficiency. Andcetera.

Anways, this is Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr on a hotel balcony in Australia’s glittering Sydney you know, like, proving their together or something.

We’ve done the editing and will only bother you with the ones involving Bloomin’ nudity. Wethankyou…

Lose the dirty bling... Oh, the dirty bling's gone! He must've heard us...

*touches self, question mark*

ps. More pics of much the same thing, here.

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5 comments to “What do you get when you cross a Hollwood star, a Victoria’s Secret model, a cavort or several, and a hotel balcony? Press.”

  1. That’s twice in a week you have referenced the glass coffee table game. You trying to tell us about a new direction life’s been taking you in?

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  2. the bloom? not for me dearie.

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  3. What large hair he has

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  4. I shall be playing the coffee table game this very evening.

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  5. His hair looks like Bobby Ewing in a wind storm.

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