So it’s clutching at a very clutchy straw, but it’s nudity and he’s off the telly…

Bad baby-sitter.

His name is also Donal ‘where’d the D go?’ Macintyre, he’s on Swish… Swish… Swishing On Ice – which we’re totally not watching this year ’cause there’s no one on there we like that much and it’s just not Strictly Come On My Tits Dancing, is it, really? – and we once endured an horrific hour and a half in Pizza Express (the one next to Broadcasting House on Portland Place. Yes, that one) when Donal Macintyre was on the next table with a very young child-ette (we’re presuming his, but he could’ve been baby-sitting)… The moral of this tale of woe being don’t let Donal Macintyre take a child-ette out to dinner, ’cause he let the child-ette run fucking riot (FUCKING RIOT, WE TELL THEE!) throughout the restaurant whilst he chit-chatted on his mobile phone FOR THE ENTIRE DURATION, ignoring the thing. And the thing, let’s face it, could easily have ran outside in front of a moving vehicle. A BBC moving vehicle, at that, and that wouldn’t have been very nice for the thing.

In conclusion, here’s a picture of Donal Macintyre with his top off…

Er, ouch?

*offers bottle of Witch Hazel*

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4 comments to “So it’s clutching at a very clutchy straw, but it’s nudity and he’s off the telly…”

  1. ugh, his thigh looks like rare roast beef.

    i still would though.

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  2. Completely unrelated: There was a fire in my apartment block last night. If you haven’t got a smoke alarm – get one, seriously. The one that is currently melted away on the top floor saved lives last night. On a more related topic: how cute are firemen? Total and newly reinforced respect to them for what they do. When they come out of your building and peel of their breathing aparatus and you see they look like a model too, it all gets a bit much. Had to go and stay with some lesbians to calm myself down.

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  3. ooh, Nolan! sounds hot! [fanr fnar]

    really though, hope you weren’t singed or anything. fire so devastating.

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  4. The smell is disgusting, the walls of the stairwell are black with soot and the smoke detector which woke us all up is melted onto the ceiling. Luckily my flat was fine when I got let back in today but my neighbours have not been so lucky as the water came through. Just got back from buying a fire extinguisher to find the Fire Brigade had called round to give a free safety check – I so wish I had not been out!!

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