So Danielle ‘Read About Me! Lloyd has been beaten up by a real-life boyfriend, too! You know, just like Rihanna! Spooky.
Some thoughts on this include:
– What took him so long?
– Press opportunity? You go for it, girl.
– We don’t know how anyone can actually keep their hands off the C U Next Tuesday (our Momma told us to please refrain from using the ‘cunt’ word, and instead go for an acronym. Much more lady-like, she says. We personally prefer C U Next Thursday. Has more of a ring to it), owing to the fact she’s a cunt.
– Is that one of those BBC make-up department jobbies, Danielle? Oh-oh-oh-oh, no. Don’t be silly. Her Majesty’s BBC wouldn’t go near the
hooker tramp slag model it.
According to the Daily Cunt (Christ, it’s cunts madness this morning, people!), Danielle Lloyd off-of no discernable purpose in life, was, and we quote, ‘compelled to speak out after an image of R&B singer Rihanna’s injuries sustained in her recent alleged attack by boyfriend Chris Brown appeared on the internet.’
Compelled by the pounds signs, we’re assuming…