Dolly’s back in town!

Lock up your sons!

So it’s true everyone! His Majesty the King of Pop, aka Michael ‘What about elephants?’ Jackson is back. And he’s choosing glittering London’s glittering 02 (which we heartily recommend as a top pop venue primarily because it has a Pizza Express) as the scene of the crime. For 30 nights! Dwarfing Prince’s 21. Do you get it? Dwarf? Prince?

This will be announced today, will cost in the region of £150 million to stage and will take place this summer. And while we’re on the subject of Michael Jackson and Prince, why is it people laugh at Michael Jackson but not at Prince? Purple Rain is surely more ludicrous than anything Micky J has been involved in.

And let’s now relive the glory of ‘Earth Song’ in celebration! Over the jump…

 

 

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9 comments to “Dolly’s back in town!”

  1. MeMeMe, I’m happy to sit and watch as you tear Wacko and Madge to shreds on a daily basis, but taking the mick out of Prince? I can’t go for that. No can do.

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  2. Ooh, fight fight fight fight!
    Pilar, j’adore you, je can’t get enough of you, but je must side with Micky over and above Prince, if we’re being forced to choose…
    Did you see Prince at the O2? Booooooooooooooooooooor. ING. The best bit was the ride home on that funny boat with the bar, which is actually part of Transport for London. A bar – on public transport! Now that I’d pay good Oyster for…

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  3. I’m with me-me-me on this one: Prince is a little prick. Purple Rain is absolute shite and as for the man himself, didn’t he recently tap his bible when asked about gay marriage and say ‘it’s not OK’. A cunt and a prick: the man’s a hermaphrodite.

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  4. i agree re: Prince and his bible.
    O.V.A H.

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  5. Lulu, Peseta and Anthony, love you, love everything about you, thinking about being you for Halloween, but let’s agree to disagree. All I know is, there’s not a person reading this site that hasn’t had anonymous sex to Prince’s music. Oh, wait, maybe that’s just me. OK, point taken.

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  6. I’ve never actually had anonymous sex – I always like to trumpet my entrance – but if I did I wouldn’t be wanting either of them on the gramophone

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  7. Love that W&G reference Pilar.

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  8. It was just for you, Bernard.

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  9. I do wish the best for MJ … a fulfilling future … inner peace … a nose.

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