Pleasure is as pleasure bums, as they say, but seeing as we’ve never bummed actor-cum-telly presenter Robson Green – not that we’re aware of – we’ll just have to take his word for it. And when we say his word, we of course mean the scurrilous notes taken down during Robson’s recent appearance on Extreme Fishing, Bumming Edition.
Extreme Fishing is a show we never thought we’d watch. But the UK of Blighty’s fifth terrestrial channel had the foresight to promote said show using pictures of Robson Green’s naked back bottom, which naturally had us at wink.
Quite why Robson Green had to go stark bollock naked in order to pick up a big fish from a stream is neither here, there or yonder to us, but naked he got and pause we pressed. And when say pause no, of course, we didn’t actually tune into Channel Five to watch it… far too busy shouting at Tranny Banks on Living TV for that sort of nonsense, so instead we went to Demand Five (like BBC iPlayer, only Channel Five), and forwarded to around the 30:40 mark. And ’cause we’re nice like that, we took some stills of Robson Green’s stark bollock naked-ness with our still-taker. Funs…
*sucks on a Fisherman’s Friend…*