We’d say Robson Green was a guilty pleasure, but we hate the term ‘guilty pleasure’. So instead we’ll say Robson Green is a pleasure and leave it there.

Nice bonnet.

Pleasure is as pleasure bums, as they say, but seeing as we’ve never bummed actor-cum-telly presenter Robson Green – not that we’re aware of – we’ll just have to take his word for it. And when we say his word, we of course mean the scurrilous notes taken down during Robson’s recent appearance on Extreme Fishing, Bumming Edition.

Extreme Fishing is a show we never thought we’d watch. But the UK of Blighty’s fifth terrestrial channel had the foresight to promote said show using pictures of Robson Green’s naked back bottom, which naturally had us at wink.

Quite why Robson Green had to go stark bollock naked in order to pick up a big fish from a stream is neither here, there or yonder to us, but naked he got and pause we pressed. And when say pause no, of course, we didn’t actually tune into Channel Five to watch it… far too busy shouting at Tranny Banks on Living TV for that sort of nonsense, so instead we went to Demand Five (like BBC iPlayer, only Channel Five), and forwarded to around the 30:40 mark. And ’cause we’re nice like that, we took some stills of Robson Green’s stark bollock naked-ness with our still-taker. Funs…

Psychin' up... Oh hello. At least your head's warm... Emergin'... My, that's a big fish you've got... Lose the fish, lose the fish, lose the fish...! Robson's big catch. Slippery when wet. Considers buying rod...

*sucks on a Fisherman’s Friend…*

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6 comments to “We’d say Robson Green was a guilty pleasure, but we hate the term ‘guilty pleasure’. So instead we’ll say Robson Green is a pleasure and leave it there.”

  1. quite a surprisingly perky bot-bot ! otherwise a total twunt.

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  2. I find him to be a pleasure too. Don’t know why, coz he’s a bit on the ugly side. I think it’s the compact hairiness of it, combined with his lovely singing voice. Combined with a rather naughty scene I recall in some show he did a while back, wherein he was being tortured. Naked. Or maybe that was all in my head. Not bothered either way.

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  3. Love to smoke that fish. Of course Unchained Melody by Robson and Greens should be played, while Robson lies by a roaring fire.

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  4. Very much my type. Thankings! :-) He can wag his carp at me any time …

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  5. Put blood in my wire, knowwhadamean?

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  6. I agree with Sylvia-Louise….would be perfect!
    Also agree with what I saw in print stating…he was perfectly formed.
    I’m voting to have him come fish in our Mississippi river…where the fish are a little smaller.

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