This man, a footballer by all accounts, told Ronaldo that he was ugly! What a bitch!

Bitch!

His name is Steven ‘with a V’ Taylor. He plays back-up (or defence or whatever you want to call it) for Newcastle United. Which is a football team. In England.

Well, last night during a match (that’s a game between two different teams – ooh, we’re actually learning stuff today) there was something of a contretemps between this Steven ‘with a V’ Taylor and Ronaldo, who you know about because he’s always wearing ladies clothes and getting his bottom out.

Ronaldo apparently told Steven ‘w.a.V’ Taylor that he was – and we quote – ‘rubbish’, which he may or may not be. What do we know? Steven ‘w.a.V’ T shot back, quick as you like – oh, it was like one of Proust’s salons, we tell you – ‘Yeah, well at least I’m not ugly’.

The jury in this particular office is still out (we think they’ve gone shopping for bonnets) but do YOU, gentle reader, think Ronaldo is ugly? Finger pics of him by clicking here.

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7 comments to “This man, a footballer by all accounts, told Ronaldo that he was ugly! What a bitch!”

  1. I personally, according to me, in my opinion, think Ronaldo is ugly.
    *takes it back a little*
    Okay, ugly’s pushing it, but he looks like a lady and men who look like ladies ain’t pretty. So there.

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  2. Oh, don’t make me choose.

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  3. I choose Steven ‘W.a.V’

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  4. Can I please take both of them? At the same time? I’m in a hungry-hungover-post-Tina-at-the-O2 kind of a mood, you know?

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  5. O. MyGod.
    You saw the Tines, Pilar? Oh I’m as jealous as a jealous fucker. They only have £100 tickets left… worth it, you’d say?

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  6. I have joined the party late, but WAV up there is what I’d like for dinner (and after). Mmm Mmm.

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  7. Lulu, I paid that very price and let me tell you, I would have paid twice. One of the best nights of my life. Go immediately, if not sooner.

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