His name is Steven ‘with a V’ Taylor. He plays back-up (or defence or whatever you want to call it) for Newcastle United. Which is a football team. In England.
Well, last night during a match (that’s a game between two different teams – ooh, we’re actually learning stuff today) there was something of a contretemps between this Steven ‘with a V’ Taylor and Ronaldo, who you know about because he’s always wearing ladies clothes and getting his bottom out.
Ronaldo apparently told Steven ‘w.a.V’ Taylor that he was – and we quote – ‘rubbish’, which he may or may not be. What do we know? Steven ‘w.a.V’ T shot back, quick as you like – oh, it was like one of Proust’s salons, we tell you – ‘Yeah, well at least I’m not ugly’.
The jury in this particular office is still out (we think they’ve gone shopping for bonnets) but do YOU, gentle reader, think Ronaldo is ugly? Finger pics of him by clicking here.