Madonna: officially the worst dressed woman in the world. Well, we say officially…

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When she’s not wearing the skin of twentysomething Brazilian nobodies, Miss Madonna can often be seen looking like a ninety-year-old Upper East Side trout in furs ripped from the probably still living bodies of animals who were going about their business, maybe hibernating, collecting a couple of nuts for later…

Which is why she has been voted Worst Dressed Woman in the Whole Wide World by PETA, People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, who we have a lot of time for.

Also up there are the vile Olsen Twins (does anyone in the UK know what they are for? And still we have them foisted on us!), Kanye West, Liz Hurley and the vile Maggie ‘Maggot’ Gyllenhaal, who not only can’t act and is a trucha (Spanish for ‘trout’) of the first order but is a hideous fur hag into the bargain.

Go to the PETA site to vote for your own stinky furbody. Oh, and if you can bear it, watch the video showing how that skanky little fur collar the girl on the bus thinks she looks all that in is ripped from the living body of a rabbit which has just been half-heartedly electrocuted and knocked about a bit.

You have our full permission to get clumsy with drinks around people wearing fur while out this weekend.

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8 comments to “Madonna: officially the worst dressed woman in the world. Well, we say officially…”

  1. *rapturuos round of applause*

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  2. Die fur scum! Oh, I feel better for that.

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  3. Wallace had more class in her little finger than Madonna could ever hope to have. And Wallace was a tramp.
    Fashion fur is inexcusable. INEXCUSABLE. i hope some loony activist throws paint in her face i really do.

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  4. PETA is one of the most misguided organizations on the planet. It is a bunch of cowards who are too stupid and full of themselves to even recognize the difference between fur and leather. PETA elitist attitude towards animal “welfare” keeps its so-called mission from being taken seriously by people with half a brain. To wit: Why doesn’t people protest the killing of sewer rats? They are very close cousins to mink, nutria, chinchillas and many other animals whose skin is used for clothing. Does PETA only care about glamorous rodents? This terrorists should be locked up. If PETA focused on helping to ensure humane animal treatment while the animals are alive, rather than vilifying one industry for its very products (but not ALL others like the oyster industry) obtained once the animals are dead, it might become an organization worth respecting. Their apparent mission to eliminate the use of animals products for food, clothing, medicine, etc. is dumb, foolish, and un-natural. Vegetarian dog food? Idiots.

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  5. That coat Madonna is wearing is gorgeous. Anyway, being on PETA’s hate list just makes you all the more cooler. After all, you don’t want to be looked up to by a bunch of banshees.

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  6. Maybe its just me…but this has to be the MOST awful picture I have ever seen of Madonna. LORD almighty.

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  7. It was for a fancy dress party, she is dressed as Edith Piaf.

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  8. “… to even recognize the difference between fur and leather.” — Yes. A bit like a child protection agency recognising the difference between fiddling a child and penetrating a child … huge difference. I’m sure the first one is fine by your logic.

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