When she’s not wearing the skin of twentysomething Brazilian nobodies, Miss Madonna can often be seen looking like a ninety-year-old Upper East Side trout in furs ripped from the probably still living bodies of animals who were going about their business, maybe hibernating, collecting a couple of nuts for later…
Which is why she has been voted Worst Dressed Woman in the Whole Wide World by PETA, People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, who we have a lot of time for.
Also up there are the vile Olsen Twins (does anyone in the UK know what they are for? And still we have them foisted on us!), Kanye West, Liz Hurley and the vile Maggie ‘Maggot’ Gyllenhaal, who not only can’t act and is a trucha (Spanish for ‘trout’) of the first order but is a hideous fur hag into the bargain.
Go to the PETA site to vote for your own stinky furbody. Oh, and if you can bear it, watch the video showing how that skanky little fur collar the girl on the bus thinks she looks all that in is ripped from the living body of a rabbit which has just been half-heartedly electrocuted and knocked about a bit.
You have our full permission to get clumsy with drinks around people wearing fur while out this weekend.