*points at Pet Shop Boys; shakes finger; tuts*

Pet Shop Ladies

Hello.

So, there we were idly going about our business of a Sunday morning – via picking up our weekly blooms down Columbia Road – when what was thrust in front of us by an irate irate person? Only the Cunts of a Sunday aka The Mail on Sunday, deep withinside of which was a free-for-all-the-cunts-who-buy-the-Mail-On-Sunday copy of the Greatest Ditties of the Pet Shop Boys.

*(Teena Marie) 12″ scratches to a halt; (very sexy little Mercedes 280 SL) screeches to a halt; head falls off*

So, Boys… J’adore you, j’adore all who sail in you, j’adore most of whom you’ve sailed… but the Mail on Sunday? Also known as endorsed homophobia? Of course, we expect nothing less of the Mail on Sunday who would sell their mother down the London River for a quick buck and hypocrisy has never been a notion they’ve lost sleep over, but Boys, c’mon… Do we really think they are the most appropriate bed-fellows? And when we say bed-fellows, we of course mean the readers of the Daily Mail and all affiliates would most probably shoot you rather than get into bed with you. Do we really? Think? It was all a good? Thing?

We will now use the word ‘disappointed’.

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5 comments to “*points at Pet Shop Boys; shakes finger; tuts*”

  1. I know! Or rather, I KNOW!!! I too am very disappointed. Let’s only hope this decision was made with a gun pointed at their heads…

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  2. Deary, deary, quite conqueerly…

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  3. I thought that when I saw it advertised. I opted for a free Cabaret DVD in The Torygraph instead.

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  4. They’re trying to win back the gays with bribes?

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  5. Certainly that’s just their record company’s doing. Very few artists have control over ‘promotional greatest hits’ and the like. After all, Bananarama and Culture Club also had free GH discs feature in the Mail on Sunday in recent times!

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