Naturally, the angle the Daily Mail have taken with this picture – of Eva Herzigova on a beach in St Barts in the Caribbean, taken yesterday – is that she’s thin *falls off chair*. We’re reeling from the fact they managed to refrain from going with ‘Life’s a beach’… Wonder(bras) will never cease, andcetera.
But the angle we’re taking is this: Tilly’s gon’ doin’ the writing again, when really she should be fetching the teas, Snappy-Snaps and almond croissants because, Dolly Daily Mail, St Barts is in fact in the Caribbean. And if we’re nitpicking then oui, St Barts is part of the French West Indies, but then it’s like saying Jamaica’s in England. Which it isn’t. Thank god.
Oh and yes, pedantic maybe – for we oft like to mix things up. Genders, par example – but when you’re as cunty as the Daily Mail with cunt loads of resources at one’s cunty fingertips then really, there is no excuse. Non. Non non non.