Don’t look at us! We don’t force ourselves to put up pictures of bollock naked men in a teasing scenario, one that will just force our discerning, taste-making, sexy, witty, savvy, intelligent, sophisticated, alcoholic, highlarious and 99% bummable public to click right through, thereby creating a spike in interdolly numbers which translates to trillions of pounds in advertising revenue? No, not us, gov’ner. Not us. We’ve never heard the like. No we haven’t. Not the like. Not even close. Nothing like it.
Wanna see cock?
So this guy has a name. Fernando Fernandes. That’s alliteration, that is. He was in Big Brother Brasil. Good for him. This picture was also app and arently and all the rest taken by Mario Testino, of pictures fame.
Cock and knowledge… now that’s something you don’t get on the National Curriculum.
*faxes the government*
Oh, Christ, that's one cheap shot...,