Don’t tell us Kylie’s relationship with the way-too-good-for-her Andres Velencoso is just a gimmick to flog her new fragrance (well, we use the word lightly) for men!

Oh, the smell of it

Is there no end/beginning to Kylie Minogue’s talents? Not only can she go in to a studio and get the tea while someone makes a record for her to put her name on, she can also go into a science lab, put on a white coat, some protective goggles and maybe even a rubber glove and… get the tea while someone makes a perfume to put her name on! So clever. So gifted. So so.

And what a great idea to start ‘going out’ with a male model who can not only appear with you on the pages of Chit Chat magazine walking along a road/window shopping/smooching in public in a ‘don’t look at me, I need my privacy too’ kind of way, but can then star in the advert to promote that fragrance. It’s called Inverse, by the way. Which is quite appropriate as ‘invert’ used to be the word for ‘gay’ and we can’t think of anyone other than the dolliest of gays going near the stuff.

We’re imagining top notes of shrimps on the barbie and bottom notes of that hackneyed, cut-and-paste, Botoxed and lifted to within an inch of its life bottom.

See the moving picture ad after the jump…

Inverse? We'll be the judge of that.

 

 

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3 comments to “Don’t tell us Kylie’s relationship with the way-too-good-for-her Andres Velencoso is just a gimmick to flog her new fragrance (well, we use the word lightly) for men!”

  1. Hahahahahahahaha. Oh that made me laugh.

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  2. That has to be the best review of a new fragrance ever. I might even buy it to clean my loo.

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  3. I would have bought it but the bottle looks cheap & nasty, like a Superdrug own brand. FAIL!

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