I have 150,000 trouts in front of me, and you’re all as mad a box of fucking hair.

Looking fierce? No.

So you may have heard – Christ, they even mentioned it on ITN this morning (NB. ITN. What a load of shite) – there was a riot at the NYC auditions for America’s Next Top Model yesterday. This season/cycle/series, Tranny Banks is only after women under 5’8″. Which officially makes the show America’s Next Top Normal Person. And seeing as the show was already America’s Next Top Model Never To Be Seen or Heard of Ever Again, let’s just forget the whole modelling thing and rename the show Tranny Banks Ego Trip, With A Sidebar of Mad.

Any and a way, yesterday a whole bunch of shorter-than-usual delusion turned up to the ANTM casting, and it all got a bit Primark opening in Bedford. Ooh, there was pushin’ and shovin’ and screamin’ and hair pullin’ and even a cartwheel for light relief; then, the dramatic denouement was when someone saw a bit of smoke coming out of a car and screamed, ‘There’s a bomb!’ Split screen, hysteria. And it was all recorded (probably by Tranny Banks herself, art directed by Jay ‘All the make-up Mac can make currently on my face’ Manuel) for posterity/hilarity/our enjoyment. Go see… (Ooh, a go-see!)

ps. And just ’cause we literally can’t get enough of it, we’ve put up that bit where Tranny goes stark ravin’ bonkers on that poor bitches ass again. Oh, happy days and gays…

Oh and pps. More Tranny Banks enjoyment, here. Wethankyou.

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7 comments to “I have 150,000 trouts in front of me, and you’re all as mad a box of fucking hair.”

  1. Funnies….

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  2. I simply cannot get me enough of Tranny…

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  3. did you see her ‘signature pose’ last week? apparently having eyes is her signature pose. laugh? much?

    see y’all on Living at 9pm tonight then.

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  4. “I admire your emotion right now?” Cripes.

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  5. It is like Zoolander without being funny.

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  6. and [last night] what is it with the ‘A-Swirl’ twins? what a ridiculous pair.

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  7. I think the guys from neighbours should upgrade and updated the full monty for 2012 and many more live appearences on tv a new tour and a website

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