In answer to the Daily Mail’s question, ‘So why ARE you with Madonna, Jesus?’ Er, because she’s Madonna.
As for the ‘meet his younger (and prettier) exes’. Younger, maybe. Prettier, no fucking way. A (relative) rose betwixt two trouts.
Ooh, and the moose on the left, Catharina Franca, has got her mature bonnet on. ‘She is a ridiculous old bag, jumping around on stage at her age,’ hisses she, about the woman who is not only better looking and more successful than she, but is also bumming her former boyfriend.
Oh and blah blah blah.
Honestly, ladies, get a fucking room.