This is Ajax/A-Rod/Dyno-Rod, on the cover of the magazine for gay men who haven’t come out yet. Under the totally intentional/ironic/fluky coverline, ‘How Jesus can save your career’.
Apparently, before Madonna came along, A-Rod hit balls with a stick for a living. How funny, us too!
Ooh, a point of linguistic interest: On this side of Her Majesty’s Atlantic Ocean, we pronounce it ‘Dee-tails’. On t’other, they pronounce it ‘D’tails’.
*goes to bed happy*
Now let’s look at a picture of A-Rodney kissing himself. Vain bastard.