Ooh, game: Who lives dot-dot-dot in a house like this? Clue: Madonna.

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It’s all a bit resting home with post-colonial frills for our liking, but this is apparently the gaff that Madonna’s renting in order to have bumming time with his holiness, Jesus Christ Supertwink.

It’s costing her $50,000 each and every month, it’s in Palm Beach, Florida, and we’re irritable just looking at it. There’s something really, you know, 60 Minute Makeover about those porthole windows. And manicured hedges? Capability Brown would be turning in his grave. As for the dappled sunlight on the driveway… must try harder.

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8 comments to “Ooh, game: Who lives dot-dot-dot in a house like this? Clue: Madonna.”

  1. It’s all a bit Golden Girls, but with a roof…

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  2. She can wear her easter grass dress and roll some easter eggs on the lawn for her children…..oh, sorry no tv and no religious celebrations for the children including her date who must go to bed when the children do.

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  3. That Jesus fella looks like Lourdes, no? Which is kind of a mind-fuck in my book. Oh, rhymings…

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  4. nope. still hate her. poor the Lourdes i say. mummy is a ho.

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  5. I think mummy’s not half the ho she makes out she is, to be honest.

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  6. I wish they’d bring back Through The Keyhole.

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  7. There’s a show out there called ‘Through the Arsehole’ just screaming to be picked up by a gay network.

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  8. ..but please, not through Madge’s tit-n-minge. I couldn’t bear it.

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