The new Aussiebum range everyone! Yay! Hooray! Whoop-di-doop! Whatever!

Nice chopper!

So, Aussiebum come up with some different pieces of nylon that will never look like this on you and the whole gay world goes plum ker-azy. Now we like a man coming out of the sea in clingy, preferably light blue swimmers as much as the next perv, but we have some incisive, pertinent questions to pose. Namely the following questions.

1. Why is this man carrying a knife on the beach? Do you think it’s a matter for the police?

b). Isn’t that the worst case of photoshop you’ve ever seen? The obviously fake ‘light circle’ things?

III: For why is he wearing a knee-high boot withinside the surf itself?

4. Is he going to drag down one of those foot-long apres-swim bogies or is he actually snorting poppers on the beach?

V: etc.

See more pointless pictures of men in tasteless swimwear after the jump…

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8 comments to “The new Aussiebum range everyone! Yay! Hooray! Whoop-di-doop! Whatever!”

  1. Answers to your questions:

    1) Not a matter for the Police. Let them arrest the skanky pikeys at the in the arcades on the prom.
    II) Photoshop should be ‘x-ray’ and it should be further to the left.
    III) Said Knee-High boot is actually a scabbard for his knife. Either that or he is only wearing one boot – non?
    IV) Bogie? Yuk.

    Other than that one of the yummiest selection of men in a long time. Fantabulous.

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  2. i want the one with the star tatoos on his bod. can i? please?

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  3. I’m afraid you’ll find he’s already been taken, Antony. Won’t tell you where or how he’s been taken, but taken he has been.

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  4. do you have photos of the ‘taking’? i can make do with photos you know…

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  5. I can (partially) answer some of your questions.

    My uncle’s really into diving and I’ve been to the beach with him before, and once he decided to take some of his diving equipment, including some random knife, which he would put into his scabbard thingy in his knee-long sea shoe (more like a boot, really). I have absolutely no idea why he brought a knife, though – diver stuff, I guess.

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  6. and it is, (I’m afraid to mention it; you’ll all chorous “But we KNEW that”) of course, a reference to Miss U Undress in Dr No, featuring Dani Craig’s dad as 007.

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  7. If I was drunk, I’d be yanking at the top man’s pant strings. Which I am. So I am.

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  8. Hey Guys Im The Guy With The Star Tattoo’s lol yeah todd the guy with the knife it was a running out of the water shot to look scary and it was a knife holder on his leg, im glad you didnt say anything bad about me though thanks lol if u want to see more of me i just relases a new range of underwear called STAR its on the aussiebum page and i have a homepage its mattberry.com.au feel free to leave comments ill write back to them in person so yeah have fun.

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