So, Aussiebum come up with some different pieces of nylon that will never look like this on you and the whole gay world goes plum ker-azy. Now we like a man coming out of the sea in clingy, preferably light blue swimmers as much as the next perv, but we have some incisive, pertinent questions to pose. Namely the following questions.
1. Why is this man carrying a knife on the beach? Do you think it’s a matter for the police?
b). Isn’t that the worst case of photoshop you’ve ever seen? The obviously fake ‘light circle’ things?
III: For why is he wearing a knee-high boot withinside the surf itself?
4. Is he going to drag down one of those foot-long apres-swim bogies or is he actually snorting poppers on the beach?
See more pointless pictures of men in tasteless swimwear after the jump…