Who is this fine figure of a fella ticking all our boxes except one…?

Mystery male. Ooooooh.

Starting from the top and working our way down *pats hair, Mae West stylee (you know the routine…)*:

Bonnet: Cream trilby with black detail, pulled just so. Yes.

Back bottom: Pert and also just so. Also yes.

Bags: Depends what’s in ’em, but we’re imagining a yes.

BMW: Honey, we know you ain’t got a small cock so completely unnecessary.

Guessed what it is, yet? *blows didgeridoo; pats hair/Mae West/etc.*

It’s one of our favourite husbands…!

Ta-da! Give us a D! Give us an A! Give us an N! Give us another A! And so on and so forth.

Weekly shop for me, working mum...

Oh yeah, that not-small Daniel Craig cock (which admittedly could do with a bit of perking up here…)

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7 comments to “Who is this fine figure of a fella ticking all our boxes except one…?”

  1. He was just dropping off some underwear at mine for the party tonight….his Renault 4 was in for service.

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  2. I like how you can see the shape of his tits through his shirt. Nice touch, Daniel.

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  3. everything but the hat. it reminds me of that bear off of those old beer adverts.

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  4. Antony, so right! And for nostalgia’s sake:
    http://ultimatebeerquest.com/2007/08/29/hofmeister-follow-the-bear/

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  5. phew. thanks for that. i was worried i’d imagined it.

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  6. GAH! I thought it was Robbie of the Williams. God Smiles that it WAS NOT.

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  7. Where’s that red bag from? And what about the one he is carrying?

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