Starting from the top and working our way down *pats hair, Mae West stylee (you know the routine…)*:
Bonnet: Cream trilby with black detail, pulled just so. Yes.
Back bottom: Pert and also just so. Also yes.
Bags: Depends what’s in ’em, but we’re imagining a yes.
BMW: Honey, we know you ain’t got a small cock so completely unnecessary.
Guessed what it is, yet? *blows didgeridoo; pats hair/Mae West/etc.*
It’s one of our favourite husbands…!
Ta-da! Give us a D! Give us an A! Give us an N! Give us another A! And so on and so forth.
Oh yeah, that not-small Daniel Craig cock (which admittedly could do with a bit of perking up here…)